Captain V ruling the roost

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Ollie is having a nap on mama. Paws came in, checked the food situation and went straight back out

That's gratitude for you :)

Glad Ollie better. Nothing like a good kip on Best Mama.

A cuddle with mama

He’s such a love bug!

He's a big fat liar I left him at home with the cleaners today and apparently the minute I left he was all sucking up to them demanding fuss. AND wasn't even fussed about the hoover. Little brat

He’s just keeping his options open in case you suddenly die!

I left him at home with the cleaners today

Well what do you expect? You left him at home - of course he had to ask them for fuss as his selfish slave dared to go out & leave him alone!

@Allergictoironing I did only leave him for 30 minutes...
they're like a whirlwind, I don't usually have a cleaner but at £30 for a full house clean...

I hope they were instructed to put their mops down and cuddle his highness on demand.

Coastergirl, after your experiences with Bertie going AWOL, can you advise the person who started the thread called How to get lost and scared cat to come to me?

@Papergirl1968 I haven't seen that. I'm just making dinner but once I'm done, yes of course I will. We went against the advice of the rescue, but it was right for Bertie.

Thanks, Coaster, for helping her. I hate reading lost pet posts even on my local Facebook page. You just feel so helpless!

Me too. I'm not sure I've been much help as it's a different situation. If she can get hold of a trap I think slow and steady can work.

Me too. I'm not sure I've been much help as it's a different situation. If she can get hold of a trap I think slow and steady can work.

Me too. I'm not sure I've been much help as it's a different situation. If she can get hold of a trap I think slow and steady can work.

£30 for a megaclean is amazeballs. I'm pigsick of cleaning the charity so have been leaving everywhere reeking of bleach in clouds of antibac.

Your eyes catch fire within 10 yards of the building. Passive aggressive, moi?

I'm definitely having them back. Plus Ollie likes them so it's a win. Paws has been in for a snack, sniffed Ollie (who didn't wake up) and vanished out the window. I'm installing a revolving door instead

With a maitre d' handing out menus and an oily smile, I should hope.

I'd have the cleaners on repeat order :) Capn Hates the Hoover so he'd love it if I took him out. I'm not surprised, he's so furry it's a miracle he hasn't vanished up the hose.

In need of cheering up this morning. Namikas breeder seems to have gone awol on me, so fairly certain she won't be turning up, next week or any other time .

Oh no, Just.

Bah!! @Justonedayatatime11 - don't give up hope just yet. Cat breeders are a law unto themselves.

Here's one of V showing feline mystique. Slightly suspicious of the smile.

Aren't they just Super. 99% certain she's not coming. So disappointed

I wonder why not though?.

Fluffy if I had to hazard a guess I'd say another breeder has stuck their oar in. She has a bit of an issue with me and it wouldn't be the first time . Which is sad because all my cats are spoilt rotten and love having so much secure space to run around

Oh Lord, we all know That Type. Onward and upward, lovey.

I've never felt my soul curl with shame as much as when the Battersea Cat Inspector wrote 'flat - VERY SMALL' on my assessment. They demanded Mr C have a large private garden, which funnily enough was avail, but is downstairs.

Mr C point blank refused to enter the garden once in 12 years.

Some breeders are a bit precious, to put it politely.

Cheer up gorgeous, your princess awaits you.