Just apologised profusely to the Cap'n.
Frightful whiff of pee in the boudoir. No damp patch. Then I spotted my new Jo Malone spray. 'English Pear & Freesia' relegated to paintbrush cleaner.
He's on me now roary purring - toothbrush tickling the armpits time, his favourite. Limp, tongue hanging out, eyes half closed, dribbling.