Cat chat - The Ollie and Paws show, with extra Little K drama

[TheLongRider]

Onwards and upwards for the denizens of the Litter Tray. Best of luck to all job-hunting, cat-mourning, Paws-swiping posters. I can't do a proper link to the old thread.

New boy cat arrives on Friday, a one-year old tabby boy currently under the moniker of "Bobby". I don't have a proper picture yet.

I can't breathe for laughing. Ollie shut paws in the bathroom. Paws decided payback time
Snuck up behind Ollie, jumped with his front paws out to each side, landed on Ollie back and bear hugged him
You can imagine ollies face...

Naughty boys! Please tell me you got it on camera?

On Monday Haribo managed to knock a large cactus off the landing windowsill. There was compost on every step and the cactus was rolling around in the hallway.

Yesterday when my back was turned and after I had given him a treat of leftover ham, he took my slice of buttered malt loaf off the table and carried it to his food mat. I took it off him and ate it.

I got this... the hug was too quick
Paws being shut in the bathroom with Ollie guarding
And best mates doing "cat FINGS"

They look thick as thieves. Has Paws stayed overnight yet?
Don’t blame you, TroysMammy - cheeky boy!

Haribo

Ollie and Paws are working as a team to subdue the target

We - the cats and I - had steak for tea. Socks entertained herself for a full hour by taking one tiny piece at a time from her bowl with her paw, pushing it round the floor, throwing it in the air, and hiding it, before eating it and getting another.
Matt shovels his down as quickly as possible so looks at her like

I’ve bought a new throw for the settee in the dining room. The kids have been told it’s for the benefit of the cats 😂😂😂 Morticia walked around on it looking surprised then settled down purring on it 💕

Is that ribbon?

Update. Paws has shredded the litter bag halfway down and taught Ollie how to climb on to the worktop

Ha Ha, 'my child is perfect, it's just the bad influence of others'....

@Papergirl1968 Socks sounds adorable.

Haribo has just knocked a different plant into the bath! I'll have to clean that later as I now have to go out. He'll be 6 months old next week and although he's adorable he's a flipping liability.

Little K has:

• stolen a chicken leg
• kicked over the miniature Xmas trees x5
• decapitated Santa.

in just one night. So proud

@Supersimkin2 Paws raises the bar by stealing a butter tub off the side "for snack, later" and ripping the bag so I have cat litter pouring over the floor
Oh and he didn't teach Ollie to get DOWN off the worktop so he sat there crying

All of these naughty kitties need to be reminded that Santa won’t be bringing them any toys or treats if they’re not good!

No silly antics from my boring boys...just a couple of photos.

Poor Walter was fast asleep on my bed and Bertie went and plonked himself on top of him. Double-decker cat.

And the pair of them acting like bookends when I arrived home last night.

I went into work (charity shop) to drop off some donations and my manager showed me this which had just come in 🙂 it has tinkly balls in it and a feather and fluffy tail on it.

Got it home cleaned it and added dreamies and the idiot sisters are very very happy!

Festive fun for furries - perfect.

Coaster that's such a great pic.

Your cats - elegant, calm, monochromatic chic in symmetry, fashionably minimalist, beautifully behaved.

Everyone else's cats - we'll get back to you

Helping to make a wreath for the front door.

@Supersimkin2 that post really made me laugh. They are lovely cats. Very sweet and affectionate. Just not that entertaining! I love reading about everyone else's funny felines.

Paws is asleep on the floor bless him

He's home.

I think Ollies getting a brother for Christmas....

Brother? Me?