Pilling the cat: 100 easy steps

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No.

Ollie!

Apparently it’s now cool to be a cat lady, according to an article in the Daily Mail femail section

Finally the planet catches up, eh,.

Picture of innocence

Someone looks very happy.

To be the boss.

Innocent? Happy? I’d describe that expression as smug! 😹

I was going to say either smug or about to fart but I didn't want to be rude.

He's probably smug about whacking paws and the vet all in one day

GO OLLIE!!!!!

Did I miss a cate pee troll btw? So many zombie threads and all about cats peeing.

I was looking for the 'TC' thread.

Of all the things I've never heard of, 'cat-pee troll' comes somewhere near the top.

Yes, where is TC. That Bengal is a belter.

Disappointingly it wasn't a troll getting his rocks off by talking about cat pee (there has to be some perv somewhere that would though - there seems to be a fetish for everything). It was apparently a link to a dodgy site that supposedly sold a miracle product to eliminate the smell of cat pee.

Matt says Ollie, this is the way to treat new siblings 😻

Oops...

You in BATH? You DROWNING? It tea time. Hurry UP

The cat wee things in the housekeeping section too. I have a terrible sense of smell but every time I go in our room I’m convinced I can smell wee. Dh can’t smell it though.

Look what dh did to Asbos photo today.

Tell DH That's the best photo I've ever seen in my life ever.. It's done the hardest job of portraiture, no matter how painstaking and sensitive it is: it truly captures the very soul, the inner essence, the spiritual flame of asbo.

its not asbo is it

It’s asbo, mid miaow.

The most annoying thing is that that helmets not historically accurate.

It’s not Asbo 🤦🏻‍♀️

it is asbo in a non-figurative sense. what's wrong with the horns

I don’t think vikings had horned helmets. If you can read that without sniggering your a better person than me.

Human? Where's your fur?!
Ollie has zoomies this morning

Young Paws, welll done on a fine job of instruction.

My baldy pink food thing is a nightmare to get up.Only this morning it was late for its shift, barely made it to the kitchen at 6:01am.

When it's got the idea about the correct time to serve brekker, move into training for Second Breakfast. Your mentor Oliver can help - remember, for maximum productivity you should work as a team.

Affec yours,

Mr C.
PET AND PARTNER, TWO-LEG TRAINING INC.

FANKS mr C
She was on time this morning after last nights episode of being busy drowning while I was HANGRY. An me an Ollie had KISSES

Just saw a tiny bit of something black protruding from Socks’ mouth and gently pulled it.
It was one of those plastic tie things about two inches long that attach the price label to new clothes. So glad she didn’t swallow it.