Pilling the cat: 100 easy steps

[Supersimpkin]

No.

Our ghost cat wees, I’d rather he nicked cream tbh.

Schoolboy error Ollie. Any of mama's NMCs would have been more plausible suspects.

He didn't come in this morning so I fully expect to return home to a sea of NMC and Ollie sat there like "what?"

Anyone met a ghost that shits?

Yup. Someone's not feeling well in this house. It's me, mainly, from cleaning it up.

On a more refined note, we must all try Crave at once.

Oh no to sick
There is a Bengal outside being noisy. Well, you can imagine the noise of a demanding Bengal
Ollies face is as he is peering out the window at it

Oh god nothings worse than cat poo 🤢

Hi, I no longer have a cat, just one reason why I'm delighted by this thread

She was called Midnight and lived to be 20

20 is a venerable age - my friend's cat made it to 18 and became the feline equivalent of the Dowager Duchess of Grantham in her latter years.

Furry tummy especially for Lana, who I know has a bit of a furry tum fetish
He is trying to make up for not rolling in till 1.10am...

FLOOF! I am allowed to look at Weezolcat's floof and very, very occasionally allowed to touch but only three strokes else I get walloped.

Ollie would be happy if I would pet his tummy "ALL DAY LONG MAMA" he goes all kitten like when you do it

Jumbo Tumbo!! Clouds of Heaven!!!!!

Really, you and Matt are truly persons of the highest quality and distinction, Paper. Lovely, thanks, am recovering from the upward-poo scenario very nicely.

Mr C is deaf as a haddock. Flapped the chewsticks and screamed my head off for a good 10 min before he deigned to stroll onto bed for a treat. On me now, I've had to get back in so he settles. Trying to work to a soundtrack of honking, snoring and purring. You can see how well I am doing.

@Supersimpkin you would like my neighbours cat. Will try to find photo
She flings herself on the floor in front of you for tummy rubs and does fake bunny kicks

Fluffy tummy. She's like a cloud of fur

I’m allowed my bury my face in it, weezol.
And inhale the lovely sweet smell.
When he is tired that is!

My attempts to take Leroy out before it gets too hot have spectacularly backfired due to the fact that we are still out.

Good news, we're behind houses in shade.
Bad news, I'm wearing cropped jeans and there's stinging nettles. 🤦🏼‍♀️

Glad to see Ollie's better. 😊

Ouch Yes, when you get in have a nice cool drink.

Oh, two tummies in a day - so delicious. I get to breathe Mr C every now and then, smells of sweet hay.

Matt and dd have retired to dd’s bed. She had a new double a few weeks ago and he adores it.
I’ve got a million things I should be doing but heck, it’s a hot day and I think I deserve a snooze on the sofa before going to meet the teachers to discuss dd’s work (can’t really call it parents’ night as it’s in the afternoon).

Asbo did a wee on the fence then licked it 🤢.

He has a bowl of fresh filtered water daily, there’s no need for that.

@Fluffycloudland77 cats are little weird disgusting balls of fur with legs
Ollie likes to slide his mouth/nose along mine to wake me in the morning like he's scenting me

My girl was on medication for her heart & one tablet she would eat like a treat but the other she really really hated unless it was hidden in a little bit of waitrose tuna pate - it HAD to be Waitrose nothing else would do

Your cat had standards then! Waitrose food is really nice tbf though.

blimey, that's a new low asbo. Bet he went in for kiss with DH afterwards.

It's hot, hope everyone's taking it easy. Midnight sounds a fine and fabulous inspirational lady kitty.

Ollie is entertaining himself by jumping out the window, screaming, in the window, screaming, out the window...
I really don't need to know there's a funny looking crisp packet outside