Your cat's favourite baked potato filling - testers here

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Come one, come all to the Olli et al. appreciation thread.

Mr C has started wheezing again. Give me strength.

On the upside, might see Nurse Lee tomorrow. Not in my skimpy lace nightie, Spart (good plan tho ).

I hope he fucking behaves this time. You can show him this post if you want.

Anyone who tries it on with you gets me to deal with, and only a fool would take on an angry menopausal spinster with a savage tabby.

God alone knows what asbo would do if fella annoys you. Does he fancy instant neutering?

Ollie isn't helping by being perfect cat
"Of course I sit for a dreamie"
"Come here for head boos"
"I purr for you human man"

Read him The Rules.

Result 👊🏻

@Supersimpkin am I reading the rules to cat or man?
I can hear him talking to Ollie
"Mummy is doing her makeup so you have me. It's raining, you won't like it. Come here for a cuddle"

I'm no game-player, but Olli needs to learn the fine art of playing hard to get

Me and Mr C are issuing grudging approval of NewMan's desperate attempts to get back into your good books.

Don't just let him back in because he shows his belly for a rub and looks cute

Ollie is definitely useless around him which is incredibly unusual. He usually legs it if someone approaches him

Bacon in pocket?

Any more sightings of limping NMC?

No sightings

The halloumi's gone missing.

I'm not surprised. I live with a skilled covert operative.

Found half a cheese, licked all over.

Human brushed me. Not the female one, I wouldn't let her

Ollie, you traitor!

We need a flounce emoticon instead I'll give him this

Ollie has spent the day flat out on the carpet he keeps sinking down on it, stretching out and then lying there for ages

Luxury liedown, what's not to love.

Mr C robbed a tortilla off my plate when the phone rang. Growled when I tried to get it back.

Can't blame him really. They're good

After the look on Ollie's face in that photo its good to see you back here safe and well...

Exhausted

Looks more 'come hither' to me...

Anyone else getting an advert for Felliway underneath? Stops cats fighting, it claims. Can’t help thinking of Ollie and poor limping, starving NMC...

Ollie's saying paint me like those french girls

@Papergirl1968 my friend has two cats
First cat - has leg deformity
Second cat - just adopted and is blind after being hit by a car
Second cat is incredibly submissive and just begs cat 1 to love him. So my friend bought the feliway friends, only to find submissive cat lay under it like "if I smell nice, maybe she will love me", while cat 1 stalked past ignoring him