Your cat's favourite baked potato filling - testers here

[LanaorAna2]

Come one, come all to the Olli et al. appreciation thread.

Mr C has started wheezing again. Give me strength.

On the upside, might see Nurse Lee tomorrow. Not in my skimpy lace nightie, Spart (good plan tho ).

"I thought I would come and tell you I have an sore leg"
Me

DD2 has a new bed, a fancy crushed velvet Instagram-worthy sleigh style. Matt had taken up residence on it even before we had got the fitted sheet and duvet on. And he has barely moved since. Little sod went to bite me when I tried to evict him.
That’s so sad about the poor little NMC, Ollivander. How has Ollie reacted tonight?

Well done Matt but not about the bite, v silly and naughty.

NMC is very, very sweet - quite exceptionally lovely green eyes. Isn't it funny how cats look like their owners?

Subtle, Lana, very subtle!
Cats do indeed often share physical characteristics with their owners (fat in this case!)

Well my cats quite violent so that’s a worry 🤔

Ollie says no. "Kitty is mean and it HIT me over da head"

Matt is a fine figure of a full master cat, and I am sure you are deliciously curvy.

I am at least 3 stone overweight at the mo. Meh. I expect the average menopause weighs 3.5 stone. Maybe 4. Whatevs.

Was it hungry again?

Didn't seem to be but was very adamant on demonstrating "I have a limp. Fix it"

Whatever other adjectives he might invite, you can't say Asbo isn't gorgeous Fluffy.

If he's not eating regularly (he looks skinny in pix) he prob can't cope with 2 meals in 24 hours. Does your vet do an emergency service? Would you have to fork out for it?

Could you shut him in a room with a litter tray and food and water, even if it’s the bathroom, and take him to the vet in the morning?

He's disappeared again. I tried to get him in before but he wouldn't. Scanner is coming tomorrow night so I will have best tempting food available. I've left some dry out for him too (or her!)

He might panic a bit at being shut in, but if he doesn't that's what I'd do.

There is potato AND beans here
https://www.facebook.com/1190846060959728/posts/2460978983946423?sfns=mo

Show off we're on reduced chicken breast here.

Good luck with Scannerman, super rescuer to kitties. Every superheroine needs a sidekick with a great gadget.

Scrambled egg theft this morning. They were in a narrow bowl so SOMEONE appeared with egg all over their chin/mouth/ears
I think it might be revenge as I'm just setting off to the VET

So he decided to get further revenge
"His bladder is rather full", the vet noted after I finally got there, after smashing my car off a lamppost
Ollie took great objection to the car crash and VET, and decided to do a double whammy by simultaneously weeing and throwing up in the carrier. Twice

Whoops. Good luck at v-e-t!!

Another slightly scratchy night and I had to totter off to the GP with bog roll wound round my ankle.

'I can't believe you still love it' was the verdict of the GP when she briskly handed me an AB scrip after examining the leg & eyelid Mr C had a go on. I was telling her about him and trying to get the phone out to show off the little lad's best side.

She also said 'how old is it now' while making a pointed note on the PC and barked 'you'll need emergency treatment if it does it again'.

Some people can only love humans, can't they.

You need some mepore adhesive dressings, it looks more professional when you walk in. Perhaps stock up?.

How much damage was done to the car Yes?

Er. It needs a new bumper

What an unfortunate X-post from me, sorry YesQueen.

Sorry about the bumper and the pukeathon too. Bad luck darling. Plastic sheets for next time?

Hope you're feeling better, both. Me and It are on throw watching telly.

Any body shops your work use you can chat up?. They’re usually run by men and men are stupid for a pretty face.

What a brilliant idea Fluffy.

Erm, maybe not bring the vomiting cat on the first date.

@Fluffycloudland77 sort of reconciliation with the fella. He's rung the body shop and they're doing it for free