Your cat's favourite baked potato filling - testers here

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Come one, come all to the Olli et al. appreciation thread.

Mr C has started wheezing again. Give me strength.

On the upside, might see Nurse Lee tomorrow. Not in my skimpy lace nightie, Spart (good plan tho ).

As long they don't tamper with mabush, they should live, says Mr C.

I took a cat killed by a car to the vets last night it had been there all day and nobody had done it so I got a message asking if I was free (I volunteer and take them to the OOH vets)
Got to the vets and he wasn't neutered or chipped, poor lad. Ollie clambered on me and gazed when I got home and then put his paw on my arm

Poor cat. Hopefully it was a quick passing.

Ohh, Ollivander, I remember you did similar a few months ago.
Good on you, if must have been very difficult.
(Can I keep calling you Ollivander or would you rather be addressed by your new name?)

Ollivander is fine

Well done. Have a good evening with your prince :)

The scabby Prince has stolen some broccoli and HP sauce

Matt acted as midwife in the early hours of the morning when pregnant dd1's waters broke when she was alone as I was at the hospital on an unrelated issue with Dd2.
He stayed with her, bless him, and cuddled up against her when she was able to lie down. And even licked up some of the water from off the floor (gross).
No baby yet. We've been to hospital twice and been sent home, but dd is making mooing noises during contractions which causes Matt to look at her in some consternation.

Is there no end to Matts talents? Poor girl must have been scared going through that alone.

Clever Matt! Just explained babies to Ollie and he sends a concerned face

Darling Matt, darling DD - hope it all goes really well. Little DGC will be well pleased to see Matt as the first thing ever the beautiful world offers.

Matt will be a very fine doula. Mind you, he is probably wondering why DD has not wedged herself behind the washing machine and started yowling,

You must be knackered - nurse Matt should be bringing you a cup of tea too.

Broccoli and HP sauce??

@cozietoesie I'm not sure if you're more shocked at that or the scabby description
I had some veg left on my plate and the remnants of HP sauce. He licked all the sauce up vigorously and then swiped some broccoli with his paw and gummed it happily. I had no words

Neither would I have had.

He seemed happy enough mind you baked beans and potato are still his favourite thing
I mostly sat watching him lick the plate while going little vampire weirdo

It looks as if PB is staying, for the moment anyway.

What happened?

Yay

Mr C has been sick every morning for a week. Loudly. The joys of petcare eh.

PB stamped his paw and demanded a LWT?
Ollie is... no, not a clue

I have my own theory as to why PB has failed to move out

Typical snowflake millenial, innit.

Assistance please: Mr C, rather than thumping his tail to acknowledge coos of delight, has taken to shivering it. A bit like a post-pee shake, to be honest, but I don't like to think of my sweet nothings being reacted to quite like that.

It was the (broken up) Webbox chicken and liver treat sticks. (Dreamies are old hat in this house.)

I knew it. PB refused to move out.

Offspring of the new ma bush owners
"Mummmmmmmmm there's a cat asleep under the swings and we want to go on them"
Me. Oh FFS Oliver
He was flat out snoring in their garden

Olli is training them for a fulfilling lifetime of servitude. Well done mate.