Your cat's favourite baked potato filling - testers here

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Come one, come all to the Olli et al. appreciation thread.

Mr C has started wheezing again. Give me strength.

On the upside, might see Nurse Lee tomorrow. Not in my skimpy lace nightie, Spart (good plan tho ).

You need a robovac Fluffy. It does 80 per cent of the job, moaning loudly, while you watch telly. Basically = marriage but it doesn't ask for an xbox for Xmas.

Mopping daily, who needs it. All the carpets here have fluffy fringes where Mr C sharpens his claws on them.

O give it 24 hours for the puking to ease off.

@Supersimpkin he stopped after number 7, I couldn't hear anything and got up to check and he was snoring away curled up on his the spare bed happy as Larry

Good times are back. He might have troughed some grass or something, vomming is quite healthy under the circs.

Knowing him, it'll be half a kebab or a pizza crust

I’m on the robo hoover. I had one but it died and amazon took it back but life was just better when he was there.

Just waiting for my amazon voucher to land and I’m buying one that mops too. You can get little ones that I think would be ideal for crumbs on work tops.

Where is Cosie?

Yay she's here

Mr C waited till I was falling through the front door with sacks of premium catfood to be sick on the door mat.

How do you get such a splendiferous amazon voucher F?

If he’d done that before you cane home you’d have a rainbow of sick. He’s got timing.

Media cell app, £10 a month for a tracking app. No idea what it tracks.

Good to see you Cozie!

Just waiting for my amazon voucher to land and I’m buying one that mops too. You can get little ones that I think would be ideal for crumbs on work tops

Do they double as toys for feisty Bengals?

No he’s terrified of them. He has a habit of running to where the robo is going too so he feels a little persecuted.

I’ve told him he’s a let down of a cat.

Like every true hero, asbo's warrior spirit has its Achilles heel.

Mr C's just nicked a sausage off my plate. I think we all know what his weakness is.

And where mine lies too

Ohh, I love Ollivander's new Not My Cat
And I think Lana and Nurse Lee would make a lovely couple. It would make good chick lit, thinking about it 😻
Matt would like to know where spring has gone. He has reverted to coming down for meals and retreating to bed, which has its benefits, but he did rather enjoy a few days of sunbathing on a blanket on the lawn and being able to wander in and out through the back door.

New NMC has been peering in like a meerkat through the window today

Another Matt pic, my life is complete.

Nurse Lee told me he was single.

Ohh, Lana!
Next time he pops in to get Mr C or deliver him home, pop the kettle on and proffer a plate of biscuits

Is biscuits a euphemism?

Never a euphemism on my planet - what could be nicer

I'm knackered out, Mr C snored nonstop. Road drill on the pillow next to me. Screaming for ham now.

O is investigating the new owners of the MA bush
New neighbours "oh it's a wee black cat. Oh he looks a bit scabby. He's cute"
Ollie "I NO scabby. Go back home now"

Bloody cheek of them!. You can see by his condition he’s just petite.

Scabby? Ollie?

What charmers. But something tells me they'll be enslaved shortly, so you are safe to forgive them, graciously.

I think it's because his fur sticks up on his bum/back, it's just shorter there. He is lay on the floor, contemplating murder