PB on the bed, dreamies and chat

[Ollivander84]

Here!

Le vomis jaune

"A heady aroma, that invokes partially digested tuna, fur balls and complete lack of guilt"

with a bass note of Cheese dreamies.

Oh, I've made myself retch now. How apt.

Just got an latex dress photo back

And? Where is it?

Someone I know needs a tiny latex tux made.

Here

That's a great pic.

I'm not wild about the dress, Ollivander, but I love your hair.
I had M&S toad in the hole for tea. Matt liked it too!

It is indeed a great pic!

"I look like that?!"

Ollie, your mama is a supermodel. She doesn't get out of bed for less than $10,000, you know? And you're gorgeous too!

ooh, i love a bit of toad in the hole. i hope you both ate the whole packet. The 'family-sized' one only has 4 sausages, that's barely a starter in my book.

We've been promised goat curry night at the charity shop. By the local police. They've got to go to Tooting to get the goat.

I said what, at the butcher, and the copper said no, round the back of TK Maxx. An unusual grazing spot.

Yes, it said it served two. So perfect for me and Matt...
Perhaps he was "kidding," Lana?

It took me ages to get that can't stop cackling

Paws down if you've got that weekend feeling

What a boy.

Hello Mumsnet

Notice the head rub
Fred got smothered with kisses and looked rather unconcerned about it

Kitties!
I've been fussing a friend's elderly but still very handsome tabby point Siamese. Fat Matt would make three of him...

Kittens, even!

Binge is a beauty... but she looks a bit sad, doesn't she?

@DCat I suspect that was because I tried to kiss her. She hasn't yet mastered the murderous look

Kittenses! I agree that Binge has mastered the DM sadface. Fred looks totally unconcerned by any/everything.
I am striving to be more Fred.

Have finally cracked and ordered some soups. They're being delivered tonight so we'll see what m'Lady thinks of them.

....I am striving to be more Fred....