PB on the bed, dreamies and chat

[Ollivander84]

Here!

Fluffy pls can you face emailing me the recent pic of asbo's face and the one of him investigating the neighbour's cat from behind a bush, as well as all other shots you feel will delight and entertain the viewer.

Eg latest police mugshots, paws holding number etc. PMing you pic email.

Oh! You men the Avon lady will write him a good reference?

I just bought a new velvet sparkly stars swing dress
Ollie "stop spinning mama. Ridiculous"

She might do

Star dresses are the best.

Mr C and my glasses are both somwhere under throw.

Dreamies are 'yesterday's treat'. 🙂 We're now into broken bits of Webbox ........treat sticks. 😀

O is looking smug now I've removed the sparkly dress and he's sat like a parrot on my shoulder

I was rudely awoken by whiskers being shoved up my left nostril this morning, opened my eyes to find Bet and I nose to nose. That was my cue to let her out the landing window, she's jumps down on to a flat roof to survey her kingdom, before deciding either front or back hunting ground. 😒

Is asbo a good boy for the Avon lady?

Ollivander that dress sounds amazing! How about a picture?

It's black velvet with silver shooting stars all over it

Stunning!

I'm sorry that Ollie is not impressed.

He didn't like me twirling in it. Stomped off back to bed

The cat equivalent of teen distress at parents dancing in public...

Exactly. You should see his face if I dance...
Singing is ok provided I'm singing complimentary things to him

Singing is ok provided I'm singing complimentary things to him

You look lovely O. Mr C gives me the sort of look social workers produce the moment before signing a section order if I rock out to a little bit of NWA. Cats have eyebrows, you know.

To all interested parties

If I get the calendar off by the end of this week, we save a pound a copy. Can anyone who wants their pic in email it to [email protected]

I might not be able to get them all in, so don't flounce on us, it's the nature of the beast that you only get a set number of slots. In the spirit of democracy, Mr C is not on the front even tho he is the most beautiful cat in the world. This year's Hot Bed Action cover star is PB.

Don't be shy. The world needs more cat pictures.

O where is that from & how much is it? Oh, and do they do it in fat size?

Up to a 22 (I sized down one size) mostly out of stock but the shape is called Trixie and they have others in
https://www.collectif.co.uk/clothes-c1/trixie-make-a-wish-doll-dress-p8912

Damn, definitely nothing to fit my oversized boobage left in stock! Then again, size 22 almost definitely wouldn't fit them anyway .

Which is A Good Thing, because I can't afford any more dresses at the mo, and tbh they are a fair bit more expensive than my favorite Lady Vintage

I'm a 34JJ/K and in the 16!

I'm a fan of the Boohoo plus size range when it goes under a tenner. It is nice A and goes up to 26 at least. I like a good wrap dress, me, and size up vigorously because one can pick the size to suit the bosoms and yank the rest in to fit.

Spare leg wrap always comes in handy during the windy season.

HM do non-see-through-but-not-stiff cotton tee shirts in XL for extra warmth under said dresses in a way that does not look 90s. Two quid in the sale at the mo, free delivery.

Spot the animal in this 'Sit down if you dare' quiz.

O "open window mama, wanna go out"
Me "it's too cold for you"
O "OPEN"
I dutifully open window
O "MAMA FREEZY PAWS. Shut window. TOO COLD"

You didn't organise the weather properly. 😃