PB on the bed, dreamies and chat

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Here!

I also caught him eating dry food with gusto despite claiming he can't possibly manage it

Life on a stick

Had a nap this afternoon. Mr C gave only one star to his lunch, reviewing the meal in the following manner:

• flying leap onto my slumbering frame
• kicking hell out of duvet lump that was my head
• When I said firmly 'I'm asleep' he screamed
• clawed what remains of the upholstery
• ran off yowling.

Had to be lifted up, which he hates, and kissed firmly by way of discipline.

Had a nap this afternoon. Mr C gave only one star to his lunch, reviewing the meal in the following manner:

• flying leap onto my slumbering frame
• kicking hell out of duvet lump that was my head
• When I said firmly 'I'm asleep' he screamed
• clawed what remains of the upholstery
• ran off yowling.

Had to be lifted up, which he hates, and kissed firmly by way of discipline.

Installed on the radiator in anticipation of the cold snap.
He seems to be back to his fighting weight after the pre-Christmas hunger strike.
Glad to hear the invalids are doing well

Ollie is having a noisy wash on the sofa after eating a jacket potato 🤷🏽‍♀️

Vet tomorrow with Nurse Lee doing the checkup. Rushing off now to lay out my best outfit

Will hoover Mr C in the morning.

Locked asbo in the utility all day by accident with no tray 🤦🏻‍♀️ When I took him down to bed I nearly whacked his head on the newall post.

I’m not his favourite person today.

Asbo .

He'll forgive you, these things happen. I've trodden on Mr C countless times.

Are you all ready for the vets?

By this she means are you dressed in your finest and all made-up?

Floral dress and white converse, what dyou think.

Mr C has been borne off in Nurse Lee's burly arms, mewing indignantly while I simper and suck my stomach in.

Nice! Perfume? Light and floral or with some more sensual or sultry notes?

Scent of course!! Penhaligon's Peony or something, ladylike yet hopeful indicative of hidden raunchy depths.

Woke up to Ollie snoring half on my head and half on my pillow
I prodded him and he was "what? Comfy comfy and WARM"

I was after this effect:

topnote = English cottage garden, full of kittens frolicking amid spring flowers of the discreet middle-class variety

basenote = urban slag.

I had all sorts to update, but that won't be happening as I am now thinking about the strong arms of Nurse Lee.

Strong but gentle, nurturing and comforting, and who loves Mr C. Couldn't really get any better

Wibble...

He is a prize among men.,

Mr C still on 5 pills a day. Even he is getting quite fond of Nurse Lee.

Kitten with a dash of civet cat then, Lana?
What would it be called, I wonder?
"Feral", "Country Killer", " Pink Fang"? You can tell I don't work in marketing

LOL W

Virginia Woolf, who was horribly - and correctly - jealous of Katharine Mansfield, slammed the other gal's miles better short stories and more interesting love life by telling all 1920s Bloomsbury that Mansfield had a smelly bottom, 'like a civet cat'.

Literary rows seldom get more elevated.

I would buy Pink Fang. Or 'Ame de la Poubelle'.

L'eau de pisse du chats

Anai-piss Anai-piss

I don't think even Nurse Lee would go for that. Mr C rubbed his head against his legs, tho'.

Having a lovely fudgy cuddle here after the excitement of the vet.