PB on the bed, dreamies and chat

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Here!

Apparently the gums toughen up and yes they can then eat dry and wet food
Applaws mousse is nice and soft for straight after though

The gums harden, they can still eat biscuits.

I’m wondering if asbo has a uti, he’s been in bed nearly an hour. Uti or he’s eaten berries again 🤦🏻‍♀️.

Whenever I buy a top he gets ill.

Seniorboy had some (pretty non-functional) fangs and one rear molar. He stole a chicken drumstick that was meant for me. Never found again.

The Time Seniorboy Stole!!

PB has stolen food, always the sign of inner peace.

Well, it's a UTI or Setting DH's Boundaries For 2019.

Mention Dry January and see what happens.

HNY everyone, let 2019 be a riot of new catfood flavours, pet self-expression and a great heap of the same ol' cuddles and company. For pets and pet partners alike.

HNY! Ollie is all "I go outside and see midnight mama"
Me - um, no

The normally unflappable Matt crept under the Christmas tree when he heard the fireworks.
Happy New Year, hoomans and felines alike!

Ollie demanded to join in on reading MN

hello darlin, how are you today? Happy New Year.

Ollie looks very wise today. Almost patrician.

Nice peaceful afternoon with lie-down-and-a-movie, methinks, at this end. Resolutions:

1. Finally get the hang of makeup, now it is sorely needed
2. Have a go on the curling wand that has been in box for 8 yrs
3. wot is a curling wand
4. Resolve to blodry and do make up daily, see 1
5. at least until Jan 2
6. not lie around stroking Mr C with warm curling wand on his arthritis leg
7. or go round M&S in nightdress-over-trousers ever again
8. no one else believes 'nightdress could be a tunic'
9. stop having a crush on keanu

10. accept keanu unlikely to visit Balham M&S, even tho it is a Simply Food.

O is having a nap. I am eating apple pie given a family size one off the hot counter at morrisons was reduced to 8p

Happy New Year!

Asbo had to be bought back in at 6.15am after having a fight with a new ginger cat. I sent dh to do it.

Hoping this doesn’t set the tone for 2019 but it probably does.

That's two massive achievements before the end of Jan 1 - well done all!!!

8p, respect.

Fetching asbo is a man's job, respect.

8p, wow, I'm jealous!
I was most disappointed to find no Christmas cakes or puds reduced at Morrison's yesterday. Last year the yellow sticker Tunis cake and chocolate log kept us going for several months weeks

Vet at 8am tomorrow.

Mr C has bought Nurse Lee single malt as New Year present.

Poor Ollie, doesn't sound like it's hurting though.
Ferals probably have good teeth due to all the mice and rats they crunch through, I would have thought?

Serial killer teeth

Hope Mr C's bribe ensures top notch treatment

O just woke me up "for breakfast mama"

Bugger me Weeds, those fangs should ensure the lead villain role in Luther.

Don't start the 4am feeds, listen to Cozie.

I went to bed at about 9.30pm so he decided I had slept for long enough and it was time for get ups. On the other hand I didn't think it was time and he got shut out the bedroom when he wouldn't stop slapping my face with his paw

Way to go!

I am off to the GP. Mr C hit me in the eye and everything has gone white and silver.

Lordy. You lot are putting me off being a cat slave.

Hope you are ok Lana :(