I wish they'd hire Felix at the tube. Can you imagine coming back after a weary day to see him at the gates. Lovely.
Having refused to eat anything all week, Mr C polished off half a M&S 'Best Ever' steak pie. Delicious. He says he would pay full price, it's serious stuff.
I have lovely white ceilings thanks to... Mr C, the painter. Much oh-so comic hilarity when we realised they had the same name.
Human C ventured a pat wh Mr C Senior graciously received while reclining under duvet in the boudoir. Human C said 'if 'e won't wake up when I do 'is bedroom, i'll have to use the small dust sheet for 'is 'ead.'
Not a joke. Poor man had to get it from the van.