EastEnders: the SPOILERS thread!

[Southeastdweller]

Welcome to the EastEnders spoilers thread, where we post and talk about any EE spoilers we've read about, including those in early release episodes on iPlayer.

Link below to watch episodes on BBC iPlayer - these are usually dropped at 6am on broadcast days - and you can read brief synopses of upcoming episodes:

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006m86d

I don’t mind Jean. Dh isn’t keen, but she’s alright

They can't get married at Kim's venue next month because Max is getting married on NYD. And Kim's wedding is 7 September which means Cindy and Max have missed the notice period. You have to give 29 days notice to get married.

They really are not taking Denise's illness seriously are they. Imagine watching this if your friend or family member had the same illness. 😖

They very rarely have big venue weddings in EE, it’s almost always the Vic.

Poor Denise; she really did sound poorly didn’t she ;(

Eight grand to given up a wedding date ! Max is crazy

All of this was a bit… so the teens go drinking so what! So Avani snogged Denz, so what?! Jordan wasn’t taken abroad. Yay. Wedding moved.

What does Kim do now she no longer does the influencer thing and how is howie a postman after stealing that time ? They couldn’t have found out about it I guess

I think his stealing was confined to the courier job he got on top of his postie work, so it was not Royal mail? But presumably no one found out anyway because he wasn't prosecuted, and we are supposed to forget about it.

Howie is a pretty boring character, I don’t mind him but he hasn’t much to say and mostly around nodding at Kim. The stealing was a bit meh. Obviously so they could send him away for a while

Considering Howie stole Penny’s ring and she is the daughter of a policeman, it’s surprising he wasn’t arrested. But when the policeman concerned is Jack, I suppose it’s not surprising at all. I remember he was supposed to arrest Kojo for possession when he took drugs and that was quietly forgotten.

Jack and Jack doesn’t ever arrest anyone.
I guess that now Amy has been humiliated by Denz kissing Avani , she’ll fall into Craig’s arms or something like that. Jack won’t notice anyway

Oh yes that's a good point, it's leading to Amy + Craig.

Looks like Kim doesn’t work now. Sometimes at Fox and Hair.

Linda was going to sell her share if the salon. I bet that Gemma buys it ! ( as I suggested before when the new fsmily show up )

Nobody in Walford works for more than about an hour a day! But I think Kim is supposed to be working in the salon, and actually managing it in Denise's absence. The only other person who works there is The Twin, I think?

The twins ! They have disappeared and nobody has missed them at all. I miss Oscar , but we know his about NYD

It's been great without the twins, however I suspect we will be seeing them soon, or at least Jasmine, for her to open her market stall

Jasmine doing jewellery. The H Samuel of Walford.

H Samuel. Brillant 😂

It's been such a relief to not see the gormless twins these last few weeks. I'm hoping that whatever terrible fate befalls Zoe results in them leaving, overcome with grief. She's barely bothered with either of them though so they might not be too bothered.

More like "Ratners"


Gerald Ratner famously said:

"People say: 'How can you sell this for such a low price?' I say: 'Because it's total crap'

We sold a pair of earrings for under a pound, which is cheaper than a shrimp sandwich from M&S, but probably wouldn’t last as long '"

Totally killed the brand .

Ratners ! Of course
He really didn’t do himself any favours did he

I have just caught up with the episodes.

I'm sure this has already been mentioned but how on earth did Suki and Eve get so many children to attend a party at short notice (all in Princess outfits) and how many of them would actually know Riya?? At least if they had a small gathering with children from the square (Micah, Ollie, Annie, Louie...) it would have made sense.

I am guessing it was Mia’s friends from school maybe ?
Although it’s a long shot

is her name Riya? I thought it was Mia ! Not sure tbh

Yes. It's Ria.