EastEnders: the SPOILERS thread!

[Southeastdweller]

Welcome to the EastEnders spoilers thread, where we post and talk about any EE spoilers we've read about, including those in early release episodes on iPlayer.

Link below to watch episodes on BBC iPlayer - these are usually dropped at 6am on broadcast days - and you can read brief synopses of upcoming episodes:

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006m86d

Someone I worked with said her partner sat on a bench in London once and someone said to him ‘
which hostel are you in tonight mate ? ‘
.. I’d be more likely to be asked for money by some chancer than anyone with wise words to help me stop drinking or getting upset. 😢

I like max and I’ve been told all my life I look like Stacey Slater. So I reckon I’d have a chance at being the pregnant lady in his bed NYD. In fact… what if I am?

Aww it's okay to feel sad about that.
Real life would be awful if we could all only get jobs within a 25m radius of our homes!

You must have beautiful hair!
I always liked Stacey , she was used and abused by Max though.

I loved Kat's little pep talk though

"Go home Ames , , apologise , get your Dad to apologise / He's got a lot of his plate , Sort it out and get him to give you some guilt money . You can properly fleece him, Don;t look at me like that we're practically faaaaamily I used to shag your Uncle Derek"

Cue Amy's pursed lips eye roll look

I'm firmly in the "Max is hot" camp, but even I think he'd smell of Benson & Hedges, mixed with breath mints, and Davidoff Coolwater.

I walk through my kitchen , look at my kettle and think " what The Helll's that "? then go to Kathy's for a cardboard cup of stewed tea.

Those are EastEnders' tears.

Doof doof doof doof

I love Stacey so much.. I miss her, my lil twin. One day she will fall in love and it’ll be fabulous.

aaah thank you, I know I’m bias but I think I do yes.. although I’ve seen recently she’s cut hers off!! I’ve genuinely had people stop me in Tesco and ask “omg, are you Stacey Slater?” It’s always amusing.

He is so hot.. not Jake Wood lol but Max Branning, yes please 🙏🏼 🤣

Agreed, not Jake Wood. It's definitely Max and his coat with the red collar strip.

Kat, telling it like it is.

He does a weird thing when he moves in to hug someone , sort of gets his pelvis close and tilts it up .like he's lifting the recipient
Watch him next time
'tis creepy !

I'll look out for that! 😉

I don’t even think that Max even likes Priya really or her him. I hope she listens to Jean , who knows what Max the pelvis is really like ;(

He 'Hasn't done Jean'. 🤮

Jean "hasn't had the pleasure". 😄

It's only a matter of time then !

Max+ Cindy
Max+ Lucy ( her daughter)

Max+Stacey
Stacey+ Bradders (his son)

Max+Zoe
Max needs to get with Kat for the hat trick

I was laughing this week at the massive bag Priya was carrying around with her to hide her bump. If that wasn't enough, it was in front of her on the counter when Craig came over to talk to Avani!

That was my 90s dream man, luckily I grew up 🤣

No but Jean would've spent many many hours listening to Stace swearing , shouting and crying "What's wrong wiv me , Mum, I know he's only using me but he just has to click his fingers"
Bradley never stood a chance , not in the same league

And when she was standing behind a bush in the square 😂

The teens always used to sit on the swings of doom when they drank their vodka. Now they can’t even be bothered to walk that far!

On the previous thread @BitLippie described Eau de Max as

Top notes: Ginger, Fruity notes
Middle notes: Tobacco, Whiskey, Petrol
Base notes: Pheremones, Musk, Jellied Eels
😂

The Max appeal ! He does have it in spades.
I can’t believe that Kat was with his brother Derek who was awful. He died of natural causes , a rare thing.

Oh yes, the swings of doom! Anyone missing, preferably young? Look in the swing area. The park doesn’t even have a playground what do the younger kids do?!