EastEnders: the SPOILERS thread!

[Southeastdweller]

Welcome to the EastEnders spoilers thread, where we post and talk about any EE spoilers we've read about, including those in early release episodes on iPlayer.

Link below to watch episodes on BBC iPlayer - these are usually dropped at 6am on broadcast days - and you can read brief synopses of upcoming episodes:

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006m86d

Chlamydia is a bad friend... 😆

80s they said they could give her the scan now but she said no. If the baby isn't Vinny's she has no chance of getting away with it once it's born.

Honey and Bea actors were on the One Show today. They said the next few weeks are ‘very camp and outrageous’. Bea announces in the Vic that Billy has propositioned her.

Miseed that re the scan chat. She is mad not to have it done.

What the fuck was Jazz Hands doing during the Chlamydia cafe scene?

Jasmine is growing on me though.

Are they playing a lot of waterloo sunset ? I'm sure I've heard it a lot lately.

Could there be 2 weddings on New Year's the second being Kim and Howie and that's why Chelsea is doing something with a dress and there's all wedding gear in Jack and Jack and Denise's?

Ooh you might be on to something!

I'm spending too much time thinking about this 😂

Jazz hands did act a bit strange didn’t he! Possibly the shock of being told that news in the cafe!
What does Eve do for work ?
Mo and her dodgy goods. It’s a wonder she gets away with it all tbh!

Might be two weddings going on NYD.
Although wouldn’t Jack n Jack be going to Kim’s one ? He didn’t look like a man off to any wedding.

I think directors are so pressed for time these days they don't instruct actors to do better in retakes. I wish EE would do open auditions for some parts, but again - it takes a lot of time.

Doesn’t Eve run the bap van with Stacey in Brazil? Though not seen Eve in bap van lately. Did it fold?

Mo and her dodgy goods is a comedy skit thing, bit like Del Boy. Believable yet unbelievable.

Acting shocked?! Can’t recall. He bores me.

No, they don’t show the bap van anymore do they.
More businesses that run themselves, although it might have closed tbf.

Very true. Seems like it.

Shocked and slightly hysterical is what I think he was going for, but he failed at both.

He did. He gives me a rabbit caught in the headlights vibe and not in a good way.

I can imagine Big Mo running a dodgy goods business, it is true. She used to sneak off to see fat Elvis now and again, a man we have never seen ( far as I recall anyway ) but I can imagine he isn’t gods gift.!

Wasn’t Priya working in the bap van last time we saw it?

Nobody commutes in EE. No long, sweaty tube rides for them. You just borrow some money from Phil/Ian/Suki to buy a business 3 minutes from your house , or you beg a local job off one of your neighbours doing something you have no experience of (usually for minimum wage that somehow covers mortgage/rent on a London square).

Ah, Walford!

I can't remember when we last saw the bap van. I suppose Eve still works there, on her own. Although as previously discussed, residents of Walford seem to work about six days a year.

So I guess we are supposed to think Mo and Jean live together in that huge house. Lily and Charli moved into the Vic when Jean went off on one about Jasmine.

Nice that Jean can take lengthy holidays, with Lynn first wasn't it, and now with the Wendys.

Here’s Fat Elvis. Can’t recall if I ever saw this one. I imagined a fat Elvis lookalike, not this guy so Mo has taste!

https://eastenders.fandom.com/wiki/Fat_Elvis

I dont remember that Elvis !

I dont remember that Elvis !

Dunno why that posted twice!