EastEnders: the SPOILERS thread!

[Southeastdweller]

Welcome to the EastEnders spoilers thread, where we post and talk about any EE spoilers we've read about, including those in early release episodes on iPlayer.

Link below to watch episodes on BBC iPlayer - these are usually dropped at 6am on broadcast days - and you can read brief synopses of upcoming episodes:

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006m86d

Hey, maybe someone will tell Sheila that the accident was partly Chelsea’s fault and she’ll tell Gray. Good call there! Money is on Ian or at the court case it’ll come out for sure!

An 80 year old woman getting custody of a disabled 4 year old who has a mother and plenty of other family would be a stretch even for EastEnders, but that doesn't mean they won't go there. I'm already as fed up with this storyline as I am with the twins!

The twins have disappeared. Kim said that Josh was at the salon , but that’s all.
I suppose Joel will return soon as his been mentioned.
His mum won’t be able to keep him away from the square.

I'm very impressed you can all remember so much, and think about it so deeply! 😁

DH and I watch it and our most erudite comment is "What bollocks!"

Fuzzy! That made me laugh. 😆
My dh doesn’t even make any comment at all!
I feel that I do think about it too much really. Mostly how most of them can live without doing any work and how their many businesses seem to run themselves!

@FuzzyPuffling that was mostly what I said about the last two episodes, absolute rubbish!

I do think about it a lot though. I obviously have nothing else to occupy me😆

Maybe that’s it then, thanks! The heat is getting to my brain.

Yeah Joel the little scrote (EE speak) has been released before his time is up for good behaviour (most likely). He probably has had no access to Andrew Tate and the like content whilst he’s locked away. But his mind will be exactly the same. At least he can act.

There’s very little in my life apart from a boyfriend, family and cat. At least I don’t watch Corrie and Emmerdale like he does.

Oh and friends.

I have DH and two cats, and a "back garden" about the size of one on The Square.
Evidently not enough to keep me from watching EE.
Waaaahhhh!

I bet that’s just where they’re going with this even though Chelsea is his mum, Kim is his auntie and Patrick and Yolanda are grandparents by proxy. And I bet Jordan isn’t actually disabled, in a few months he’ll be able to walk and run perfectly. In EE life anyway.

Wasn’t it Zak who was in a car in a lake accident and somehow miraculously he opened the door and lock, freed himself and swam to safety. The chances of that happening in real life are a million to one. Feel free if you find a story like that to post it here.

Do you post on the Litter Tray? That can help with boredom with life with cats. My latest post there got lots of comments.

Ha!
My DD and I do a Thursday Night Catch Up ( though I'm not averse to the Spoilers Page
We pick two characters onscreen and work out how they are related/involved , no matter how tenuously . The more random the better !
Only been befuddled once , cannot recall who it was though .

The Metro are saying that Ben is confirmed to be returning, although I can’t see anything in the article to back the headline up 😂

I love analysing EE in depth. This is the only place I can admit that without shame 🤣

Just watched part 2 of the double episode.

Poor Denise 😞 It did make me laugh when she said Libby was ‘a rock’, though. You never bloody see her! A very occasional trip to Oxford, maybe (when Diane Parrish wants a break). Did Libby even come back to the Square when Denise killed Keanu and was sectioned? I don’t recall.

The Grey storyline is a bit dark. Do we really need more drama for this family?! I wonder if it’s one of those storylines they’ll drag out until Christmas? No hint of it in the flash forward episode, though, so can only hope it doesn’t go on and on. And isnt Joel coming back soon, too? Too many unpleasant males in Walford!

Confused about how very young Jordan, who needs a wheelchair and can’t go to the loo without assistance, was left ‘playing in his room’ alone today while Kim, Howie & Libby confronted Chelsea downstairs 🤔

Honey believing fruitcake Bea over her family, Max & Cindy getting married after 5 minutes….its Eastenders silly season at the moment!

Loving vengeful Priya, though! 👊

This sounds like a most excellent game to play! 😆

If only somebody else in my household watched EE!

My teen DD does a massive eye roll when she hears the theme tune and mutters ‘how can you watch this crap?’ on her way out of the room.

DS cant tell the difference between the soaps and says blasphemous things like ‘Is Eastenders the one with the Rovers Return or is that Emmerdale?’ 😮

DH only knows two characters - Ian and Phil - and just shouts their names out fir no apparent reason when they appear on screen (in between watching something else on his iPad).

Thank goodness for you lot!

OK, here's my take for the next few episodes...

1. Yolande prays for Jordan who is instantly healed. It's a miracle! Good, I like a bit of positive Christianity.
2. Gray breaks out of jail, flicking his newly clean hair. He hooks up with Bea and they start a new business together, called "RentaSkank". Cindy attempts to join, but is deemed insufficient skanky.
3. The hospitality sector in Walford is hit by the same market forces as the rest of the UK and 90% of the sham businesses close. Beale's Eels is turned into a vegan caff called "Ian's Beans"
4. Linda decides pink does not suit her after all.

Fuzzy , your predictions sound better than the real thing! ..
How Gray escapes is a mystery, but I’ve a feeling he’ll try to at some stage.
Most people I know irl don’t watch this anymore. I feel they admire my loyalty , but it is mostly for the threads as well!

Oh imagine Bea and Gray together, a dangerous psychotic combination, and a granny flat for Sheila.

If they go down a ‘great escape’ route for Gray, he’ll probably head for the allotments. They all lurk there and hide away for a few days.
Ross and Vicki get back next week from
honeymoon. Happily married for a few weeks at least ..

Gray could either camp out in a bush in the middle of the square, or take up residence in somebody's loft.

I wish that Linda wore modern clothes and different colours. She’d look nice in red or a pair of jeans.
She has lovely hair and looking good these days, yet the clothes are just very stiff and old fashioned.
I know each character have their own uniform, but she could do with a bit of a change

Gray will rock up in a dark hoodie and Phil's beanie, and will instantly be rendered invisible!

Nicola may leave the basement door open by mistake and he’ll end up in there! Or yes a loft or under a bush. Of course the two policemen that live on the square won’t find him !