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Masterchef thread 3. Just don't mention the nuts.

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Halsall · 14/05/2026 20:41

Onwards we go, Chuffs 😊

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Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 22/05/2026 20:49

Cookingdoesntgettougher · 22/05/2026 20:39

Is a sweet pizza just another name for an open pie? All those pizzas would be horrid sitting around few even a few minutes getting soggy.

Morrisons do a sweet pizza on the fresh counter sometimes. Its not a big seller.

viques · 22/05/2026 20:49

“Pickled cockle stuffed paneer.”

try saying that after a few beers.

Sunbird24 · 22/05/2026 20:50

viques · 22/05/2026 20:49

“Pickled cockle stuffed paneer.”

try saying that after a few beers.

Remember the pickled cockle popcorn…?

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 22/05/2026 20:50

Oh no Sean.

Cookingdoesntgettougher · 22/05/2026 20:52

Looks like I was wrong about the tiffin.

lettingthedaysgoby · 22/05/2026 20:52

Tiffin looked very tasty, I'd go for that

lettingthedaysgoby · 22/05/2026 20:53

Think Tony's in trouble

Sunbird24 · 22/05/2026 20:54

Jim might be too

Halsall · 22/05/2026 20:55

Can't be doing with the tiny bits & bobs on the stand. That’s not a takeaway, it’s a display.

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Piggywaspushed · 22/05/2026 20:55

Frankie's is cute.

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 22/05/2026 20:55

Frankie and Daniel then.

ilovesooty · 22/05/2026 20:55

Frankie 's looks lovely.

Piggywaspushed · 22/05/2026 20:56

Halsall · 22/05/2026 20:55

Can't be doing with the tiny bits & bobs on the stand. That’s not a takeaway, it’s a display.

It's more like an alternative afternoon tea.

Fransgran · 22/05/2026 20:56

Frankie did well. My ideal meal would also be a whole lot of starters

bungobungobungo · 22/05/2026 20:56

As a takeaway I’d be wanting more, much more!

Sunbird24 · 22/05/2026 20:56

I’d want two of everything Frankie made

Sunbird24 · 22/05/2026 20:57

Also enjoying Frankie’s earrings…

ilovesooty · 22/05/2026 20:57

I think Tony might scrape in.

Sunbird24 · 22/05/2026 20:59

Jim & Sean hopefully off for a beer

Cookingdoesntgettougher · 22/05/2026 20:59

It’s very inconsistent whether they discuss portion size - I’d expect a fake away to be generous compared to maybe something in a restaurant but they obviously wanted refined

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 22/05/2026 21:00

Aw Sean Jim and Tony need to have their own cooking show. Propa food for propa blokes.

bungobungobungo · 22/05/2026 21:00

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 22/05/2026 21:00

Aw Sean Jim and Tony need to have their own cooking show. Propa food for propa blokes.

Yes!

ilovesooty · 22/05/2026 21:01

Back on Wednesday at 8pm.

TheDogsMother · 22/05/2026 21:01

See you next week Chuffs. Enjoy the bank holiday and the sun (for those of us who have either or both of have them).

Sunbird24 · 22/05/2026 21:02

I have both! Won’t make Wednesday, it’s choir night and I’ll still be singing at that time

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