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Masterchef thread 3. Just don't mention the nuts.

195 replies

Halsall · 14/05/2026 20:41

Onwards we go, Chuffs 😊

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littlbrowndog · 15/05/2026 20:07

Good challenge

my kids exhausted and all sound asleep

made nigellas very fast brownies. So good

Fransgran · 15/05/2026 20:07

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 15/05/2026 20:05

I did grilled basa fillet (and chips) the fish was awful. Tasted earthy and unpleasant. Awaiting catastrophic d&v.

Never even heard of basa and will avoid if I see it anywhere

littlbrowndog · 15/05/2026 20:07

Bass is a cat fish

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 15/05/2026 20:08

Jacket giving it away that they know wht the challenge is.

PotterHead1985 · 15/05/2026 20:08

Fransgran · 15/05/2026 20:07

Never even heard of basa and will avoid if I see it anywhere

It seems to be the de rigour fish in all those meal prep boxes these days. Guessing it's cheap and supposedly cheerful

Halsall · 15/05/2026 20:08

Sunbird24 · 15/05/2026 20:06

Elevate!!

Congrats Sunbird, you win….well, er, nothing, but you take the honours for Most Observant Chuffian 🏅

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littlbrowndog · 15/05/2026 20:08

Basa😔

littlbrowndog · 15/05/2026 20:09

It’s farmed in Vietnam. It’s fine when it’s smoked

PotterHead1985 · 15/05/2026 20:09

If I never hear the word elevate again it will be too soon. It is annoying me to the level of hispi and that poxy leaf tuille

Sunbird24 · 15/05/2026 20:09

My first doughnut was more jam than dough, so I’m trying not to drip it in my cleavage

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 15/05/2026 20:10

Jacket? Who's Jacket. Fuck off autocorrect.
Elevate again. I reckon someone's spying on the thread and decided to play us.

littlbrowndog · 15/05/2026 20:10

Why has she put the apples on the pork chop

bungobungobungo · 15/05/2026 20:10

littlbrowndog · 15/05/2026 20:07

Bass is a cat fish

Apparently some f & c shops are passing off catfish as cod!

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 15/05/2026 20:11

Whats f&c?
So we aren't going to die?
Oh fish and chip shop. Its nowt like cod.

Sunbird24 · 15/05/2026 20:12

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 15/05/2026 20:10

Jacket? Who's Jacket. Fuck off autocorrect.
Elevate again. I reckon someone's spying on the thread and decided to play us.

It’s like that episode of How I Met Your Mother when Robin’s got a tv presenting job and finds out that there’s a drinking game based on how often she says “but um…”

bungobungobungo · 15/05/2026 20:12

Sorry fish and chips!

PotterHead1985 · 15/05/2026 20:12

bungobungobungo · 15/05/2026 20:10

Apparently some f & c shops are passing off catfish as cod!

Yep. A lot. And those menu boxes i mentioned are playing it off as 'the Sustainable alternative to cod'. Bollox say i

littlbrowndog · 15/05/2026 20:12

You won’t die from the fish but who knows what’s around the corner 🤣

Halsall · 15/05/2026 20:13

I don’t think anyone had ever heard of basa except as food for cats until a few years ago when food companies realised they could try and persuade us humans that it was a delicious equivalent to cod and rake in lots more money

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Sunbird24 · 15/05/2026 20:14

Pina colada choux buns sound pretty nice…

littlbrowndog · 15/05/2026 20:14

Cod is sea fish and delicious. Bassa is farmed in fresh water in Asia

Fransgran · 15/05/2026 20:14

I love learning about new foods, even if the consensus is to avoid them.

bungobungobungo · 15/05/2026 20:15

@PotterHead1985the ones I’m talking about pretend it’s cod. There was an investigation into it recently.

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 15/05/2026 20:15

Cheers Little. Positivity all the way. 😂

Sunbird24 · 15/05/2026 20:15

Crumble! Hooray!