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Masterchef thread 3. Just don't mention the nuts.

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Halsall · 14/05/2026 20:41

Onwards we go, Chuffs 😊

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bungobungobungo · 22/05/2026 20:39

@GinToBegin Has that actually happened?

ilovesooty · 22/05/2026 20:39

No Daniel. Disgusting.

Halsall · 22/05/2026 20:39

OK, Daniel's 'takeaway' sounds beyond revolting

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TheDogsMother · 22/05/2026 20:39

viques · 22/05/2026 20:37

I have just remembered the Waynetta Slob episode where she entered the old Masterchef, the one where normal people cooked, and stood there doing nothing, until the pizza delivery she had pre ordered arrived!

Ahh Waynetta and the old Masterchef. Great memories 🤣. Wasn’t Waynetta’s baby called Spudulika ?

ShamedBySiri · 22/05/2026 20:39

They should have put this to a public vote with a pop up street pizza stall handing out slices to the public.
I doubt any of them would earn a vote.

Cookingdoesntgettougher · 22/05/2026 20:39

Is a sweet pizza just another name for an open pie? All those pizzas would be horrid sitting around few even a few minutes getting soggy.

viques · 22/05/2026 20:40

As I have mentioned before Grace and I use the same Indian ( actually Bengali) takeaway/ delivered to the door.

six two degrees of separation,

Sunbird24 · 22/05/2026 20:41

Hispi!

DeftGoldHedgehog · 22/05/2026 20:41

GinToBegin · 22/05/2026 20:37

Admittedly I’m late to this years MC, but good lord, Grace and Anna seem to have all the chemistry and charisma of Mick Fleetwood and Sam Fox hosting the Brits.

Grace and Anna are fabulous. Grace often makes me laugh out loud and Anna is a great straight woman foil.

viques · 22/05/2026 20:42

TheDogsMother · 22/05/2026 20:39

Ahh Waynetta and the old Masterchef. Great memories 🤣. Wasn’t Waynetta’s baby called Spudulika ?

I think that rings a bell!

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 22/05/2026 20:42

TheDogsMother · 22/05/2026 20:39

Ahh Waynetta and the old Masterchef. Great memories 🤣. Wasn’t Waynetta’s baby called Spudulika ?

Yes! When we used to see Spudulike, we always go "its pronounced SpudYOUlikka"

Cookingdoesntgettougher · 22/05/2026 20:42

Sean may well go home as too safe but I’d probably eat it compared to monk fish tikka masala

Sunbird24 · 22/05/2026 20:43

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 22/05/2026 20:42

Yes! When we used to see Spudulike, we always go "its pronounced SpudYOUlikka"

“But I don’t like BRAAAAHHNN!!”

GinToBegin · 22/05/2026 20:43

bungobungobungo · 22/05/2026 20:39

@GinToBegin Has that actually happened?

Honestly, I’ve no idea. I dipped in, saw a bunch of inedible looking so-called pizzas, heard the pitch for the cook-off, and decided I’d rather be watching Line of Duty for the nth time.

TheDogsMother · 22/05/2026 20:43

Urrgghh this sounds awful.

TheDogsMother · 22/05/2026 20:44

Sunbird24 · 22/05/2026 20:43

“But I don’t like BRAAAAHHNN!!”

Who is the godfather ? Maaaarlon Braaando 🤣

bungobungobungo · 22/05/2026 20:44

@GinToBegin nevertheless I’d love to have seen that combo 😜.

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 22/05/2026 20:45

This is a better round(apart from Daniel).

ShamedBySiri · 22/05/2026 20:46

Seeing them all lined up I don’t see any one who stands out as a worthy winner. Some are likeable and some you’d be happy to have cook your dinner but I don’t see any stand out chefs of the future.

bungobungobungo · 22/05/2026 20:46

This is too complicated.

Piggywaspushed · 22/05/2026 20:47

I went out to the clothes line. What is Daniel making??

Cookingdoesntgettougher · 22/05/2026 20:47

Strange boast that you are are serving in a tiffin carrier- basit special tin then someone has a special plate?

bungobungobungo · 22/05/2026 20:48

Cookingdoesntgettougher · 22/05/2026 20:47

Strange boast that you are are serving in a tiffin carrier- basit special tin then someone has a special plate?

I can’t help wondering if that tiffin is new - has it been washed?

Piggywaspushed · 22/05/2026 20:48

Oh, OK. ermmm. yum?

GinToBegin · 22/05/2026 20:48

DeftGoldHedgehog · 22/05/2026 20:41

Grace and Anna are fabulous. Grace often makes me laugh out loud and Anna is a great straight woman foil.

Maybe I should stick with it. I used to love GD’s writing about Big Brother, many years ago, but her food writing always feels a bit flat to me, and they just don’t seem to have much chemistry to me. Mind you, they’re a huge improvement on what went before them.

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