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Masterchef thread 3. Just don't mention the nuts.

195 replies

Halsall · 14/05/2026 20:41

Onwards we go, Chuffs 😊

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PotterHead1985 · 14/05/2026 20:55

Howdy. Placemarking

TheDogsMother · 14/05/2026 21:05

Tomorrow Chuffs

Cookingdoesntgettougher · 14/05/2026 21:06

Placemat so I keep the correct name. Hoping for better food tomorrow. Happy with 8pm again

bungobungobungo · 14/05/2026 21:18

Thanks @halsall see you tomorrow!

godeeva · 15/05/2026 09:04

Just loving Grace and her style!!! I must have that gold dress she wore. Not sure about the shoes though.
Wouldn't it be brilliant if we had jewellers sponsoring bling for the presenters???

It would definitely elevate our viewing experience. Cue image of tiara replacing the headband and Grace fiddling with a glorious parure 🤣

Fransgran · 15/05/2026 12:12

Thanks for the new thread @Halsall

ilovesooty · 15/05/2026 13:49

Thanks. I'm going to Wembley this afternoon so I'll see you next week.

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 15/05/2026 16:51

Claiming my spot for tonight. A lacklustre bunch this week. (Them not us)

Davros · 15/05/2026 17:07

Anyone who has drooled over the soda breads, I bought treacle soda bread at the M&S bakery yesterday. It’s bloody gorgeous, best bread ever, slathered in real butter of course.
Also, I have to take issue with the overuse of one of my Dalek minions favourite words “elevate” (when confronted with some stairs).

gingercat02 · 15/05/2026 17:26

I'm out tonight so we have watched already. See you later

Piggywaspushed · 15/05/2026 17:27

Thank you!

NewGirlInTown · 15/05/2026 18:37

I don’t think this week’s cooks will be causing any difficulties for the judges. What a poor group.

Sunbird24 · 15/05/2026 19:48

I’ve bought myself a 5 pack of jam doughnuts as my expectations for tonight’s telly offerings are pretty low…

bungobungobungo · 15/05/2026 20:02

Evening, had pasta with a lovely sauce (home made) and focaccia (from coop).

PotterHead1985 · 15/05/2026 20:03

Sunbird24 · 15/05/2026 19:48

I’ve bought myself a 5 pack of jam doughnuts as my expectations for tonight’s telly offerings are pretty low…

I bought a 5 pack of ring donuts!!!!

I also bought an apache (even though I have a full salad offering in) because im just too tired.

Oh I also have wine.

Evening chuffs

Halsall · 15/05/2026 20:04

Evening everyone. Place your bets now on first appearance of 'elevate' and 'Nonna’…..

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Sunbird24 · 15/05/2026 20:04

Not sure we do want to see fire Anna, given we’ve already had one smoke alarm activation…

Fransgran · 15/05/2026 20:05

Evening all! I have Marks and Spencer's barmbrack. I wish they'd provide bags for it but it's so bloody good, I'll take my chances with the germs

jay55 · 15/05/2026 20:05

Evening, thanks for thread.
mmmmm im hoping for crumble, copious amounts of crumble

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 15/05/2026 20:05

I did grilled basa fillet (and chips) the fish was awful. Tasted earthy and unpleasant. Awaiting catastrophic d&v.

Sunbird24 · 15/05/2026 20:06

Elevate!!

PotterHead1985 · 15/05/2026 20:06

Fransgran · 15/05/2026 20:05

Evening all! I have Marks and Spencer's barmbrack. I wish they'd provide bags for it but it's so bloody good, I'll take my chances with the germs

Yikes, barmbrack at not Halloween. That's a new one on me! (Im used to year round hot cross buns at this point).

Figs. sob. MammyPotter loved a fig!

Halsall · 15/05/2026 20:06

I see the Cheshire housewife is copying Anna's headband tonight

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PotterHead1985 · 15/05/2026 20:06

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 15/05/2026 20:05

I did grilled basa fillet (and chips) the fish was awful. Tasted earthy and unpleasant. Awaiting catastrophic d&v.

Not overly fond of basa fish myself

bungobungobungo · 15/05/2026 20:06

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 15/05/2026 20:05

I did grilled basa fillet (and chips) the fish was awful. Tasted earthy and unpleasant. Awaiting catastrophic d&v.

Oh dear, hope that doesn’t happen!