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Masterchef thread 3. Just don't mention the nuts.

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Halsall · 14/05/2026 20:41

Onwards we go, Chuffs 😊

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bungobungobungo · 22/05/2026 20:09

@lettingthedaysgoby what’s wrong with tomatoes olives and anchovies?

Piggywaspushed · 22/05/2026 20:10

lettingthedaysgoby · 22/05/2026 20:08

Oh, reach for the okinomioke pizza...

Preferable to lamb offal pizza...

lettingthedaysgoby · 22/05/2026 20:10

bungobungobungo · 22/05/2026 20:09

@lettingthedaysgoby what’s wrong with tomatoes olives and anchovies?

Nothing! Huge love for the little fishy tidbits here!

ShamedBySiri · 22/05/2026 20:10

I’m five minutes late, watching on catch up so my comments won’t synch. At least I’m not ahead of time like I did previously.

Only four pizza ovens?? Is it a race or a fight to the death?

Halsall · 22/05/2026 20:11

Black pizza? That’s a hard no from me ❌

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Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 22/05/2026 20:11

The best pizza ive ever had was in a little bar in the backstreets of Venice. Thin soft and crisp base, barely any sauce and mozzarella. With a really cold beer. No fucking lamb offal or black fucking dough.

bungobungobungo · 22/05/2026 20:12

@lettingthedaysgobyabsolutely! I think the production team have told them to go mad but really, offal, cabbage? Dan’s is actually sounding ok.

Halsall · 22/05/2026 20:13

'Jim's pizza is inspired by a Brazilian tart'

Names please.

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lettingthedaysgoby · 22/05/2026 20:13

Halsall · 22/05/2026 20:11

Black pizza? That’s a hard no from me ❌

Any food where you cannot tell if it's burnt is a plus on Masterchef but also a no from me! The only black food I'll eat is liquorish (preferably Dutch salted) but not on a pizza...

Edit - oh, and black pudding!

Piggywaspushed · 22/05/2026 20:13

Halsall · 22/05/2026 20:13

'Jim's pizza is inspired by a Brazilian tart'

Names please.

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ShamedBySiri · 22/05/2026 20:14

I feel like most of these aren’t pizza as I/we know it. Surely a pizza must involve tomatoes and usually cheese (I say usually as DH is dairy free so just has tomato with some slivers of peppers or similar).

Asian toppings? Do a Bau bun! Offal? Just yuck.

bungobungobungo · 22/05/2026 20:15

Another black pizza! 😕.

Halsall · 22/05/2026 20:15

Goat. Plantain. Black. Pizza.

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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Sunbird24 · 22/05/2026 20:15

I’ve just been having a look through all the local pizza place menus to see if there’s anything weird. Nothing to compete with this lot…

TheDogsMother · 22/05/2026 20:16

Evening Chuffs. Caught out this evening as I told myself it was 9pm.

ShamedBySiri · 22/05/2026 20:16

Halsall · 22/05/2026 20:13

'Jim's pizza is inspired by a Brazilian tart'

Names please.

DH pricked up his ears hopefully 🤣

Sunbird24 · 22/05/2026 20:17

@TheDogsMother you must have been thinking of me! 😂 It was 9pm over here

ilovesooty · 22/05/2026 20:17

Frankie I don't think they'd want your spider infested mint.

Fransgran · 22/05/2026 20:18

TheDogsMother · 22/05/2026 20:16

Evening Chuffs. Caught out this evening as I told myself it was 9pm.

It;s going to be at 8 all three nights next week, accorfing to Radio Times

TheDogsMother · 22/05/2026 20:18

Said it before but pressure cookers scare me to death. Many years ago they had a habit of exploding the weights into the ceiling.

Piggywaspushed · 22/05/2026 20:18

Now Mexican pizza I can get on board with.

lettingthedaysgoby · 22/05/2026 20:18

Pineapple on pizza! Big up from me, I love a Hawaiian!

bungobungobungo · 22/05/2026 20:19

ilovesooty · 22/05/2026 20:17

Frankie I don't think they'd want your spider infested mint.

I thought mint repelled spiders, I’m always spraying it in the bedroom.

ShamedBySiri · 22/05/2026 20:19

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 22/05/2026 20:11

The best pizza ive ever had was in a little bar in the backstreets of Venice. Thin soft and crisp base, barely any sauce and mozzarella. With a really cold beer. No fucking lamb offal or black fucking dough.

That sounds heavenly. My dream pizza. Perfect.

viques · 22/05/2026 20:19

Evening all. Funnily enough I had pizza last night. Proper pizza with tomato sauce, black olives, red onion, sliced tomato, mozzarella cheese. IMO which is humble , but firm, I don’t think you should mess with pizza. The most outrageous pizza I make is when I go off piste and fling a few frozen peas on last minute to remind me of what was my favourite restaurant pizza until they took it off the menu. Yes I mean you pizza express, I can see you blushing with shame.

I wouldn’t want to eat any of these. Pineapple, Dulce de Leche, bits of lamb that should be put aside for the cat……

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