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Masterchef thread 3. Just don't mention the nuts.

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Halsall · 14/05/2026 20:41

Onwards we go, Chuffs 😊

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ShamedBySiri · 20/05/2026 20:44

OMG. An orange suit to go with the orange hair band. And now Frankie is wearing an orange hairband too!
Did someone do a bulk buy?

littlbrowndog · 20/05/2026 20:44

Ofgs matching headband and jacket

Halsall · 20/05/2026 20:46

Chef is quite encouraging actually

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Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 20/05/2026 20:46

Yellow is a tough colour filor blondes to wear successfully. Just saying.

PotterHead1985 · 20/05/2026 20:47

Halsall · 20/05/2026 20:46

Chef is quite encouraging actually

He actually is.

And frankie is doing pretty well

ShamedBySiri · 20/05/2026 20:47

I think either / or @Fransgran
The two names together is overkill!

Fransgran · 20/05/2026 20:48

ShamedBySiri · 20/05/2026 20:47

I think either / or @Fransgran
The two names together is overkill!

Their brother was called Stanley. Go figure

littlbrowndog · 20/05/2026 20:49

Them pork chops. 🙌🙌

littlbrowndog · 20/05/2026 20:49

He’s a really helpful chef

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 20/05/2026 20:50

And lotus to really freak out the tripods.

Halsall · 20/05/2026 20:51

That dessert is hard.

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ShamedBySiri · 20/05/2026 20:51

That pickled lotus root looks like some of that nasty spam/ham stuff from dodgy “deli” sections of some supermarkets.

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 20/05/2026 20:52

ShamedBySiri · 20/05/2026 20:51

That pickled lotus root looks like some of that nasty spam/ham stuff from dodgy “deli” sections of some supermarkets.

"And to serve we garnish with a wafer thin slice of Billy Bear sausage"

PotterHead1985 · 20/05/2026 20:52

Halsall · 20/05/2026 20:51

That dessert is hard.

Yea she has been given something well hard, and she's not done dessert before.

ShamedBySiri · 20/05/2026 20:53

He really is a very kind chef.

Halsall · 20/05/2026 20:53

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 20/05/2026 20:52

"And to serve we garnish with a wafer thin slice of Billy Bear sausage"

😂😂

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Fransgran · 20/05/2026 20:55

There are wee holey bits all over the place

ilovesooty · 20/05/2026 20:55

Halsall · 20/05/2026 20:46

Chef is quite encouraging actually

Yes he is.

littlbrowndog · 20/05/2026 20:56

Tony is at the pinnacle

ShamedBySiri · 20/05/2026 20:56

Fransgran · 20/05/2026 20:55

There are wee holey bits all over the place

It’s where Billy Bear’s eyes fell out.

Fransgran · 20/05/2026 20:56

The chef has been so lovely, I've forgiven him for describing that dessert as him on a plate

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 20/05/2026 20:57

I like Tony but he reminds me slightly of bil(the twat)

Fransgran · 20/05/2026 20:57

ShamedBySiri · 20/05/2026 20:56

It’s where Billy Bear’s eyes fell out.

Ha ha!

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 20/05/2026 20:58

ShamedBySiri · 20/05/2026 20:56

It’s where Billy Bear’s eyes fell out.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

littlbrowndog · 20/05/2026 20:58

Aw what a lovely chef

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