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Masterchef thread 3. Just don't mention the nuts.

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Halsall · 14/05/2026 20:41

Onwards we go, Chuffs 😊

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Fransgran · 20/05/2026 20:29

PotterHead1985 · 20/05/2026 20:27

Now for the wanky professional kitchen no-point round!!

I think I'll go and make coffee. It'll keep me awake and I'm happy to skip some of this bit

ShamedBySiri · 20/05/2026 20:31

As per previous discussion - surely there must be a load of health and safety/food hygiene orientation that needs to happen before letting a bunch of amateurs loose in the kitchen?

Halsall · 20/05/2026 20:31

'This is mission critical'

I think Chef might possibly be in danger of taking himself a wee bit too seriously? It's lunch, love, get over it 🙄

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Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 20/05/2026 20:31

That tuile is trypophobics worst nightmare.

littlbrowndog · 20/05/2026 20:32

am going to take the bin out. This is very boring bit

PotterHead1985 · 20/05/2026 20:33

littlbrowndog · 20/05/2026 20:32

am going to take the bin out. This is very boring bit

Shame my bin day was yesterday!

bungobungobungo · 20/05/2026 20:34

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 20/05/2026 20:31

That tuile is trypophobics worst nightmare.

Sure is!

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 20/05/2026 20:34

Ooo we've got pudding! Well dh has cornflake tart and custard. I've got banana and custard. Sorry banana phobes.Need coffee.

Halsall · 20/05/2026 20:35

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 20/05/2026 20:34

Ooo we've got pudding! Well dh has cornflake tart and custard. I've got banana and custard. Sorry banana phobes.Need coffee.

We've got a lorry-load of bananas because I bought more in Aldi, not realising DH had also bought more 😖

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PotterHead1985 · 20/05/2026 20:35

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 20/05/2026 20:34

Ooo we've got pudding! Well dh has cornflake tart and custard. I've got banana and custard. Sorry banana phobes.Need coffee.

Ooh I've got cornetto and can actually eat it now, brb

littlbrowndog · 20/05/2026 20:36

PotterHead1985 · 20/05/2026 20:33

Shame my bin day was yesterday!

We have communal bins on the street to put our rubbish in. So just got to grab the bin bag and take out from the close

am back already

PotterHead1985 · 20/05/2026 20:37

My favourite Chinese dish

Halsall · 20/05/2026 20:38

DH has looked up from his book to wonder why that pudding is served on a curling-stone.

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littlbrowndog · 20/05/2026 20:38

That is a complex pudding.

ShamedBySiri · 20/05/2026 20:39

Posh Venetia

littlbrowndog · 20/05/2026 20:39

ShamedBySiri · 20/05/2026 20:39

Posh Venetia

Haha

ShamedBySiri · 20/05/2026 20:40

That was meant to say Vienetta
not Venetia. Though I did once know a very posh Venetia.

littlbrowndog · 20/05/2026 20:40

Crab takes for ever to prepare.

PotterHead1985 · 20/05/2026 20:42

Well if its runny it's not cold enough love!!!!

ShamedBySiri · 20/05/2026 20:42

Just can’t get the spelling right! Viennetta!

bungobungobungo · 20/05/2026 20:42

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 20/05/2026 20:31

That tuile is trypophobics worst nightmare.

I’m actually liking today’s restaurant activity better than yesterday’s.

bungobungobungo · 20/05/2026 20:43

Oops!

Fransgran · 20/05/2026 20:44

ShamedBySiri · 20/05/2026 20:40

That was meant to say Vienetta
not Venetia. Though I did once know a very posh Venetia.

There were two girls at my school; one called Venetia and her older sister Verona. I thought they were pretty names until some vile boys started speculating about their parents' Italian holidays.

littlbrowndog · 20/05/2026 20:44

Oops

bungobungobungo · 20/05/2026 20:44

@Fransgran he he!

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