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Masterchef thread 3. Just don't mention the nuts.

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Halsall · 14/05/2026 20:41

Onwards we go, Chuffs 😊

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Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 20/05/2026 20:14

Oh no, don't tell me how nutritious my meal is please Frankie.
Evening Chufflings.

ShamedBySiri · 20/05/2026 20:14

Fransgran · 20/05/2026 20:13

Anna's headband is getting contagious.Frankie has been smitten

Also colour coordinated. Green is an easier colour to wear.

ilovesooty · 20/05/2026 20:14

I don't think I would like sardine pasta.

PotterHead1985 · 20/05/2026 20:16

ilovesooty · 20/05/2026 20:14

I don't think I would like sardine pasta.

No nor me

littlbrowndog · 20/05/2026 20:17

Cabbage tuille. Just why

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 20/05/2026 20:17

Bit of inspo for the salsas there. Going to a big birthday weekend and im bringing Mexican snacks and dips.

TheDogsMother · 20/05/2026 20:19

ilovesooty · 20/05/2026 20:14

I don't think I would like sardine pasta.

I’m ashamed to say I love sardines in tomato sauce out of a tin and on toast. Fine dining it ain’t.

Fransgran · 20/05/2026 20:19

littlbrowndog · 20/05/2026 20:17

Cabbage tuille. Just why

Makes a parmesan tuile seem almost desirable

Halsall · 20/05/2026 20:19

<waves> at ohwhat

I can just imagine Joyce, with her wonderfully downbeat matter-of-factness, as a character in a Mike Leigh film. Possibly played by Brenda Blethyn.

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Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 20/05/2026 20:20

TheDogsMother · 20/05/2026 20:19

I’m ashamed to say I love sardines in tomato sauce out of a tin and on toast. Fine dining it ain’t.

My mum did too. She could only eat them if I was at school. Because Envy

littlbrowndog · 20/05/2026 20:21

Beer braised greens. Like the sound of that

PotterHead1985 · 20/05/2026 20:22

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 20/05/2026 20:20

My mum did too. She could only eat them if I was at school. Because Envy

That would be mammy potter and kippers!!

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 20/05/2026 20:22

Pangratatto is just Italian crumb innit?

littlbrowndog · 20/05/2026 20:23

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 20/05/2026 20:22

Pangratatto is just Italian crumb innit?

We will have to find and ask a Nona

Fransgran · 20/05/2026 20:24

Italian panko

Halsall · 20/05/2026 20:24

I think Joyce might be outski….

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ilovesooty · 20/05/2026 20:24

I reckon Frankie stays.

PotterHead1985 · 20/05/2026 20:24

Yea Joyce is dunzo.

littlbrowndog · 20/05/2026 20:25

yeah Joyce and Adam I think to be sent home

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 20/05/2026 20:25

Fransgran · 20/05/2026 20:24

Italian panko

With nuts.
Frankie squeaks through.

PotterHead1985 · 20/05/2026 20:27

Now for the wanky professional kitchen no-point round!!

ilovesooty · 20/05/2026 20:27

Do they get given Masterchef jackets?

Halsall · 20/05/2026 20:28

PotterHead1985 · 20/05/2026 20:27

Now for the wanky professional kitchen no-point round!!

Hahahahaha Potter I LITERALLY just said almost these exact words to DH

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ilovesooty · 20/05/2026 20:28

"I wanted to be a fireman" 😂

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 20/05/2026 20:29

If they did professional kitchen first i could turn it over and watch emmerdale.
Oh hello Adam. Hope hes not a knob.

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