Help end medical misogyny. Sign our petition.

Help end medical misogyny.
Sign our petition.

Sign the petition

Please or to access all these features

Telly addicts

Masterchef thread 3. Just don't mention the nuts.

1000 replies

Halsall · 14/05/2026 20:41

Onwards we go, Chuffs 😊

OP posts:
Thread gallery
7
Halsall · 19/05/2026 21:47

Lobster doughnut sounds disgusting to me anyway

OP posts:
PotterHead1985 · 19/05/2026 21:48

ShamedBySiri · 19/05/2026 21:46

Those banana moles are reminding me of a rather unpleasant christmas present DD received via the secret Santa - a large plastic poo. She works in colorectal theatres, so it was an on point joke that amused her but yuck.

That's quite the typo

Fast800goingforit · 19/05/2026 21:48

bungobungobungo · 19/05/2026 21:41

Nor me and I won’t be!

It is absolutely delicious and melts in your mouth if it's been cooked well.

littlbrowndog · 19/05/2026 21:48

Sean sweating like hell there. But bet he does great

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 19/05/2026 21:48

Halsall · 19/05/2026 21:47

Lobster doughnut sounds disgusting to me anyway

Apartfrom the meat dishes nothing tickles my taste buds.

ShamedBySiri · 19/05/2026 21:48

Halsall · 19/05/2026 21:47

Lobster doughnut sounds disgusting to me anyway

Lobster doughnut or octopus pizza? Ideally there would be some other choices on the menu...

littlbrowndog · 19/05/2026 21:49

Them kebabs just a wee snack

bungobungobungo · 19/05/2026 21:49

@Fast800goingforit. I shall have to take your word for it.

bungobungobungo · 19/05/2026 21:50

I do like the look of Daniel’s!

Halsall · 19/05/2026 21:50

'He's about to find out if his illusionary bananas have frozen in time….' 😂

OP posts:
ShamedBySiri · 19/05/2026 21:50

Does anyone eat the fried banana skins, or are they just a decorative touch?

littlbrowndog · 19/05/2026 21:51

Halsall · 19/05/2026 21:50

'He's about to find out if his illusionary bananas have frozen in time….' 😂

So funny

Halsall · 19/05/2026 21:52

ShamedBySiri · 19/05/2026 21:50

Does anyone eat the fried banana skins, or are they just a decorative touch?

Nigella made a banana-skin curry, didn't she?

OP posts:
TheDogsMother · 19/05/2026 21:52

What is the difference between a rocher and a quenelle ?

Piggywaspushed · 19/05/2026 21:53

The fact that Daniel has made banana skin curry is a surprise to no one.

Sunbird24 · 19/05/2026 21:53

Halsall · 19/05/2026 21:50

'He's about to find out if his illusionary bananas have frozen in time….' 😂

I thought that too! Do we think they’re somewhere in the 1980s?

Halsall · 19/05/2026 21:53

TheDogsMother · 19/05/2026 21:52

What is the difference between a rocher and a quenelle ?

A rocher's made one-handed, with one spoon. A quenelle with 2.

OP posts:
Sunbird24 · 19/05/2026 21:54

TheDogsMother · 19/05/2026 21:52

What is the difference between a rocher and a quenelle ?

Ooh, we’ve had this one before! Wasn’t it whether you use one spoon or two?

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 19/05/2026 21:54

TheDogsMother · 19/05/2026 21:52

What is the difference between a rocher and a quenelle ?

Ooooo, this is where I came in, many series ago. Rocher is done with one spoon, quenelle with two. Ice cream scoop in my gaff.

Fast800goingforit · 19/05/2026 21:54

A quenelle is usually shaped using two spoons. That rocher wasn't. I don't know if that is the reason. Probably just fashion. Quenelles are so yesterday.

I hope he doesn't nail the doughnuts. How's anyone going to eat them?

ShamedBySiri · 19/05/2026 21:55

Halsall · 19/05/2026 21:53

A rocher's made one-handed, with one spoon. A quenelle with 2.

Every day a learning day!

Foodgloriousfoodie · 19/05/2026 21:56

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 19/05/2026 21:54

Ooooo, this is where I came in, many series ago. Rocher is done with one spoon, quenelle with two. Ice cream scoop in my gaff.

It’s just wanky competitiveness to me

just use an ice cream
scoop
made that way

Foodgloriousfoodie · 19/05/2026 21:56

Loving jhanes makeup again!

ShamedBySiri · 19/05/2026 21:56

Anna looking very Laura Ashley with her frilly shirt and waistcoat.

TheDogsMother · 19/05/2026 21:57

Thank you @HalsallI really didn’t know that. Not a lot of either going on in our house 🤣

Please create an account

To comment on this thread you need to create a Mumsnet account.

This thread is not accepting new messages.