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Masterchef thread 3. Just don't mention the nuts.

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Halsall · 14/05/2026 20:41

Onwards we go, Chuffs 😊

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Piggywaspushed · 19/05/2026 21:36

What actually is hot honey?

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 19/05/2026 21:36

PotterHead1985 · 19/05/2026 21:34

Fecking hot honey. Its pissing everywhere this year. Even fecking cereal and jaffa cakes

That and Dubai everything.

PotterHead1985 · 19/05/2026 21:36

Piggywaspushed · 19/05/2026 21:36

What actually is hot honey?

Spicy honey.

Well Daniel was given a very Daniel dessert

PotterHead1985 · 19/05/2026 21:37

TheDogsMother · 19/05/2026 21:35

Evening all. Another evening, another country, another iPad and WiFi issue. How are we all doing ?

Are you galivanting all over the world?! 🤣

littlbrowndog · 19/05/2026 21:37

Honey with chilli in it

ShamedBySiri · 19/05/2026 21:37

The venison looks nice.

Aha. Sustainability rules. Fried banana skins. 👍

PotterHead1985 · 19/05/2026 21:37

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 19/05/2026 21:36

That and Dubai everything.

Yep!!! Which is also not that wonderful

PotterHead1985 · 19/05/2026 21:38

lettingthedaysgoby · 19/05/2026 21:37

🤣🤣🤣🤣

ShamedBySiri · 19/05/2026 21:39

I've never eaten octopus and seeing that tray of tentacles doesn't tempt me!

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 19/05/2026 21:39

PotterHead1985 · 19/05/2026 21:37

Yep!!! Which is also not that wonderful

Tastes like the dreaded marzipan to me.
80 grammes for each skewer? That's a light snack.

Piggywaspushed · 19/05/2026 21:39

littlbrowndog · 19/05/2026 21:37

Honey with chilli in it

I thought it was warmed up Blush

bungobungobungo · 19/05/2026 21:39

The ‘music’ in the background is so irritating!

littlbrowndog · 19/05/2026 21:40

jama has hardest task

bungobungobungo · 19/05/2026 21:41

ShamedBySiri · 19/05/2026 21:39

I've never eaten octopus and seeing that tray of tentacles doesn't tempt me!

Nor me and I won’t be!

littlbrowndog · 19/05/2026 21:41

Level it up 🤣

TheDogsMother · 19/05/2026 21:41

PotterHead1985 · 19/05/2026 21:37

Are you galivanting all over the world?! 🤣

A month away from home but just in Francr and Spain. It’s our last night now in a rainy Dieppe (where we’ve just had excellent Lebanese Meze, probably three ways)

Halsall · 19/05/2026 21:41

Those skewers seem to sell for £13 each (the meat) and a tenner (the mushroom). At least, those were last year's prices according to online. Could get expensive if you’re feeling reasonably hungry.

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Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 19/05/2026 21:41

Illusionary Banana is now my 60s psychedelic band name.

PotterHead1985 · 19/05/2026 21:42

Ngl I shan't be adding this resto to my must do list

lettingthedaysgoby · 19/05/2026 21:44

Jahné may be behind, but her eye makeup is on point!

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 19/05/2026 21:44

This is bollox, in a restaurant kitchen there'd be commis chefs doing the grunt work.

ShamedBySiri · 19/05/2026 21:46

Those banana moles are reminding me of a rather unpleasant christmas present DD received via the secret Santa - a large plastic poo. She works in colorectal theatres, so it was an on point joke that amused her but yuck.

lettingthedaysgoby · 19/05/2026 21:46

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 19/05/2026 21:44

This is bollox, in a restaurant kitchen there'd be commis chefs doing the grunt work.

It always is - I bet most of the dishes are done by the commis chefs. Certainly Antosh had someone take over the lobster and I bet someone is now producing round doughnuts for him

Fast800goingforit · 19/05/2026 21:47

Piggywaspushed · 19/05/2026 21:36

What actually is hot honey?

Honey with chilli

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