kirsty allsopp out yourself woman, you know you are a mumsnetter with a phrase like knit your own yoghurt...

[Piffle]

ps
always dig your shoes....

Oh yeah, never thought of that but I bet Allsopp is an MNer..

Yes, I am sure her baby was nearly 12lb or something.

I bloody love Phil and Kirstie.

Hey, it's paying hte bills, Bunting.

I don't know how Sensitive Ponytail Man and Kaftan Woman are, but they must get it from somewhere.

I loves her, Bunting.

I most despise their clients, however.

I thought I was going to like Kaftan Woman, but she's a mare.

Desi, I think I love you a bit!

sensitive and kaftan are confidence tricksters waving crystals and talking shite to anyone who will pay them enough cold hard cash.

I did wonder sherbet - she has the discolouration on her face that I had when I was pg (funnily enough posted on a thread about it today - chloasma)

Oh bollocks they have got my mill

I deserve it more than they do [wails]

I don't see what is sexy about Phil, though.

He seems to be an object of affection on here, like that poofy-looking chap from Grand Designs.

Sorry, Tiger, the mill's gone.

Them windmill pair are oddballs so they are.

I expect they are into tantric sex.

ponytail man should not tuck his shirts in.

.. just so long as it's only a bit, AnyFule

Aw, Phil. You're so fab.

Hello

Eewww, DSM! WHY did you have to mention those two having sex?

Eewww, DSM! WHY did you have to mention those two having sex?

faints

[turns over to BBC1 for The Apprentice]

I can't believe those saps got my mill [sulks]

(hahaha yeah, coz I have half a mill to spend on a house )

I'll bet they're not happy there, Tiger .

i bet they are really happy with their tantric sex and ill gotten gains

Its okay guys - its tantric. They don't actually 'do it', they just like, touch fingertips til they orgasm. Or something.

There appears to be an imposter

As long as I don't have to picture her sans kaftan, it makes it more tolerable.

Knit your own yoghurt has been around a looooong time!