kirsty allsopp out yourself woman, you know you are a mumsnetter with a phrase like knit your own yoghurt...

[Piffle]

ps
always dig your shoes....

[folds arms]

as if I'd use my real name and out myself (whoops)

As if Allsopp would call herself 'Mummy2.. anything.'

She has class, dontcha know

Was Kirstie pregnant in that programme? And did Phil not push her rather sharply if she was?

That kaftan woman was a monster who had one mis-shapen droopy tit bigger than the other.

She made me feel quite ill.

[glares at Kirsty]

who is she?

who IS sheeeeeeeeee?

[stamps beautifully shod foot]

Every time the wierdos held hands I wanted to chop them off with a machete, which I think is reasonable.
I heart Kirstie for the look on her face when she said 'chakras'.
Mr Chakra was such a creepy wimp. His shoulders, his purple shirt, his godawful ponytail, his air of being in a perpetual sulk with his mummy....shudder.

Damn, and here I got slated for merely stating the obvious: that Trudy has a bulldog face but is a cow .

Did you see me waving that knife about?

I looked at the woman in green & muttered 'Boden'

(wearing incredibly pointy shoes)

I love name changing cat fights.

Calling UQD! Calling UQD! there's a Kirsty mud-wrestling fest going on here!

(hobbling)

I think if she is a MNetter we should challenge her to say the word fanjo on TV.

Here is a cunning plan - find a couple with one of them called Joe. Then ask about a house "WHat do you think, are you a fan Joe?"

Go on Kirstie, dare you

What a superb idea Whizzz

I am Queen of the Shoes

nononononono

I am Queen of the Shoes

What I don't know about loft conversions, isn't worth knowing

wassup ??

Get away with you, you streetwise hoodie

loft conversions schmoft conversions

Knock down a couple of walls and bob's yer uncle

Oh yes and Jimmy Choos every time

Oww oww oww