kirsty allsopp out yourself woman, you know you are a mumsnetter with a phrase like knit your own yoghurt...

[Piffle]

ps
always dig your shoes....

I think Phil and Kirstie have twigged that underneath every ponytail is an arsehole.

har har har

Oh bugger I only caught the end of it - but surely Kaftan wearer was droopy boy's mum? What on earth was the "business" they were in?!?!

Nope. They held hands meaningfully all the way through the programme [boak]

this sounds horrible - well, no more horrible than Trudy's being a bulldog face - but the second i laid eyes on Sensitive Ponytail Man and Kaftan Woman i viciously surmised, 'he married her for her money.'

expat you are such a cynic... they met at some hippy course thing and their auras collided (or something)

so what was the business going to be.

She had money did she - would explain how they could afford the house.

i'm a major skeptic. just like kirstie .

the business was holistic therapies, Kew.

a real money spinner.

Can auras collide? WOuld have thought they wafted or something.

ah yes. wafted. I am clearly not au fait with the terminology of holistic greed lurve

Euwww - not sure I'd let them close enough to me to be holistically therapised - or would definteily insist on keeping my clothes on.

She did some crystal waving, too.

I'm sure it was to bring some money into the kitty.

It would have been nice if kaftan woman had used some of her alleged fortune on a little personal grooming. She looked fecking grubby.

And when I (accidentally) think of them "at it", I bring up a little sick in my mouth.

I think I need to get a grip.

Crystal waving you can make enough to buy a £500,ooo house by waving crstals around

Am suddenly feeling less cynical.

I have my crystals read regularly you know, alwys swron by it.

I can do reading via the internet if anyone wants theirs done.

I have one of those little crystal bunny ornaments - he whispers the answers to me.

Its a gift.

I have a lovely round piece of sea glass that has magical properties.

I'll sell it to anyone for £500,000, but I'm going to spend a couple hundred on a decent hair cut, highlights and some decent makeup.

My father was born with a caul on his head and his mother buried it.

He has been incredibly lucky and prosperous in many ways, particulary financially.

DD2 was born with one, too, and I buried it.

me-OOWWW

Lovin' it.

I don't know, I think it depends on the culture.

My dad's mother was Mayan.

what is a caul?