kirsty allsopp out yourself woman, you know you are a mumsnetter with a phrase like knit your own yoghurt...

[Piffle]

ps
always dig your shoes....

And you know, I don't know how you put up with these utter GITS that you're supposed to find houses for.

This bulldog faced gal is a right mare.

did she say that on the show? where are you kirsty????????

I would have strangled them with a kaftan by now. Poor Kirsty.

No, Kirsty never has to say stuff like that out loud in order to get her point across. That's what is so brill about her.

Kirsty I miss you here in Italy . Can you please sell my gdskjnsdgnjgsfnkfgs house?

Sorry, I mean the bulldog face that Phil is dealing with.

'I need passion. I need romance.'

You need a swift kick in your ungrateful arse, lady.

Oh man I need £500K - I WANT that mill

Oh bugger, I hope she's not a mumsnetter, don't want her finding out about my weird non-lesbian crush....

I PMSL when she mentioned Buddha.

that is cruel expat. i like her she was in my active birth yoga class.

the new age couple are hilarious.

life is cruel, bunting. especially when you agree to go on one of these shows.

they don't want hte mill, Tiger. it's all yours.

Didnt she have a 15lb baby or something?

Hurrah!

bet she was glad of that class when she pushed out that huge baby Bay Atlas. Respect kirsty he was a beaut, expect he still is eh what?

oh eleanor did you mean the wench on the show and not kirsty?

oh, no, i don't mean kirsty is a bulldog face.

she's lovely, although she is giong to run away screaming if Kaftan Woman and Sensitive Ponytail Man don't get the Schoolhouse.

trudy's got a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp, though.

yes i meant bulldog face (poor woman she is probably reading this)

god i love kirsty [blows kisses]

Actually I think Alexei Sayle coined the term 'Knit your own yoghurt' back in the eighties.

re-lurks

Yes, he did. The phrase was coined by Alexie Sayle in The Secret Policeman's Other Ball, sometime in the early/mid eighties.

The people who knit their own yoghurts all live on the front line in Hemel Hempsted!

She's a cow. He can just go in a shed in the garden and work to pay for all this so I can get the house I want.

I'd have told her to get knotted.

Sorry.

Phil has the same finesse Kirsty has. I love how erm, diplomatic he is.

Kirsty is pregnant at the moment isn't she?

he is a financial adviser i would make him LIVE in the shed.

expat didn't you used to hate kirsty?