MAFS UK Thread 17 into the reunion we go with Denim flaps and narky cysts Walsall love and Ross's fists Lack of bras and static faces No two here are going places

[TitsInAbsentia]

Full acknowledgement to @murasaki for the title
Previous one here here

Whattttttt? She must have saved his life when they were kids or something

I can't wait to see how he responds.
I'm praying it wasn't what he said at all, but time will tell.

I'm sorry but I am dying at the suggestion that telling someone in writing you want to violate their bum hole is an unfortunate confusion of language. Nope he's a massive pervert

I wouldn't be surprised if he smirks and says she has a lovely bum-hole. So lovely, he wrote a poem about it ...

This I can picture. God knows what the turtle was a symbol of 😱

Gawd, it's on until 10.30. Looking forward to early nights next week!

10.30? What else is there to say?!

Of course I'll watch every minute 🙄

Hello, time for terrorised bumholes and the shawl of sanctimony

Getting ready to copy and paste 'Fuck Off Kieran'.

Nooo it's New Zealand MAFS next week!

Honestly, I'm all MAFSed out.

I've promised DP that I won't do NZ. (I will on catch up, maybe)

This just looks like rehashing the past. Is there really anything more to say?

Lacey forgot her trousers.

There was no intention to patronise whatsoever.
English is a very nuanced language.
It's the last night, can we be civil with each other?

Talk about my children? I'm coming to war.
Holluh just has no idea whatsoever how stupid she is.

I'm not.
Not interested in the ixperts comments. Not interested in the rehashed stories. Think it's all been said.

I am interested in seeing the comments on here. You lot are at least, original !

Kristina - you're not 13. That hair FFS.

I can't do MAFSNZ. I'm looking forward to some sort of normality after weeks of this madness.

Gaston's giving deckchair.

I'm almost tempted to quit this one! Clearly deluded. Nafe gave the strongest facial expression I've ever seen on him response to the bumhole comment!

Let the final shit fight commence

I say this every time. But it’s escapism.

This flashback montage is a bit depressing now. Adam looks furious

I assume Eve and Richelle are giving this a swerve too, aren't they contractually obliged?