MAFSUK Thread 14: Mould & Ming Mansion? I’d rather have licks with John the Dog. Run run as fast as you can, you lost Luke now, he’s the sausage dogs man….. (No Spoilers)

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Get yam Ming on

I’m actually feeling sorry for SL! How many times is polly going to beg him. Either you accept how he is or piss off!

Adam's shit lid is under shit today. He's shaved around the sides for maximum acorn top definition.

I imagine his and Polly's 5 children all with matching shit lids.

And the double denim…..

I wonder if it's his filler word. Like I've told my wife to say 'let me have a think about it' in posh department stores rather than loudly proclaiming it's cheaper I'm boots

New thread needed!

I did this one, someone else’s turn 😂😂

Just like this season, my ideas for witty thread titles have run dry https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/films/5204154-mafs-thread-15-where-you-cant-read-the-room-because-your-face-dont-move-but-a-quick-snog-with-a-dog-will-mouldless-but-with-a-sex-duck

🤣🤣👍🏽

Nicely done.

Fanks. It's given me a lot to fink abaaat

Well done @Dillite2

Needs moving to telly addicts

He can't tell her she's beautiful when she's not. I don't mean that as a dig, she's obviously not fugly or 'owt, but she's not beautiful. Maybe if he was falling for her she would be beautiful in his eyes, but nope.

She should think herself lucky, I went out with a bloke who told me he liked going out with me because I wasn't beautiful. Like, mate, fuck off. It would be called negging now, I guess. Anyway, I had self-esteem so I dumped him. Not because I thought I needed to be told that I was beautiful, but because no one should be told from out of nowhere that they're not beautiful. So, fair play to Shitlids. He could have gone there but he's kept his mouth shut. So far.

Hooray, was getting panicked there! MAFS without a thread is like a broken pencil!

@Dillite2

It's under films not telly addicts

Oooh the drainpipes and black liner have gone

Oh yes.. it’s in films. It’s the pressure of doing a new one hence why I won’t do it 🤭

Love it. Sex duck is immortalised 🤣

Gastons boobs even bigger than Mel's!

Amy's face has changed

I was about to cave to the pressure and do this:

MAFSUK thread 15: Licky licky let’s get sticky. Double denim and Amy being picky. Celtic rings and skating galore, Polly still saying she just wants more…. (No Spoilers)

Probably doesn't matter too much given were essentially a dying cult in it's final hours. Not sure too many new fans are going to appear 🤣

I've used the watch button for the first time now! 😁

Amy's had her face re inflated

I liked 'I have a gift for you'

Amy's plastic face lit up (as much as it can) then he presented her with her OWN wedding ring.

Eyes turn to black...

You've missed a vocation

I have reported the other one to be moved. All the talk about sex dicks got me all excited 😁