MAFSUK Thread 14: Mould & Ming Mansion? I’d rather have licks with John the Dog. Run run as fast as you can, you lost Luke now, he’s the sausage dogs man….. (No Spoilers)

[browneyes77]

Get yam Ming on

Exactly.. so I’ve lost all sympathies for him.

Ohhjj Gaston

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My poor very very gay for very much longer than me wife didn't know what had happened to ducky and I had to explain 😂

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Phahahhahahaha! He's so sincere with it. 'to cover myself' 😂😂

They have nothing in common

They fancy each other. But that's it

He's an absolute plonker

I can’t stand Amy but Gaston’s constant innuendo and overtly sexual comments would really piss me off. It’d also annoy me that he just doesn’t hear her when she has said constantly that she doesn’t like it but he just carries on.

Potentially, 15 but you could probably multiply that by 5.

To catch him out, so she can legitimately storm off.

Gaston is grotesque now with his sexual innuendos, licking, lying

Right? Why does it matter?

I’ve never asked my DP of 11 years how many relationships he’s had and he hasn’t asked me either. We know about specific exes that have hurt us but that’s it. The rest happened before we got together and it doesn’t matter!

Christ this girl is just LOOKING for issues.

But are they talking "relationships" or sexual encounters?

blimey, page 37 already.😳😅

@browneyes77 I was thinking this thread would carry us into the end, clearly not 😅

Poor bloke. I'd be the same. I felt a bit sick watching that 😆

All I can say is, I can't wait to listen to the post show interviews, I'm sure there's going to be SO MUCH that went on that we weren't shown...

Gonna need a bigger thread...

His look when she "tells him off", the sad puppy "I am so sad I don't want to make you feel like that." is enough to make me feel a bit killy. I can actually see why she dislikes him so much. Others of you can see why she has sex with him because he's "hot" and why not. She must have lost her shit when she watched episodes of this where he's telling everyone about their car parking, etc.

But what exactly classes as a relationship? A one or two night stand? Someone you have a fling with for a week? A holiday romance?

Personally, for me, anything less than 6 months is just casual shagging and not a relationship. So I could answer that question as 1. But that's not how many sexual partners there have been.

I will not be responsible for the next one. I’ve had too much wine already 🤣🤣

Young love

Years ago when a bloke I was shagging asked me how many men I'd shagged and wouldn't take I'm not doing that for an answer I said somewhere between one and a hundred. He wasn't happy. No one is ever happy in those circumstances and it's all a bollocks. It's the past and unless there's a reason you reallu need to talk about an ex partner/shag, then I say leave it.

What is the point of Pol's memory box? They're going to forget each other 20 seconds after the cameras stop rolling. I've have holiday romances with more depth!

Look how happy he is. That's a look of love.

I think Amy deserves a medal for sticking it out this long. I hope the contracts after are worth it. I get the ick after watching him for a few minutes. I wanted to vomit when he was licking her dog and his so full of shit it's unbelievable. I don't know why she is getting so much hate compared to him