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MAFSUK Thread 14: Mould & Ming Mansion? I’d rather have licks with John the Dog. Run run as fast as you can, you lost Luke now, he’s the sausage dogs man….. (No Spoilers)

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browneyes77 · 04/11/2024 22:14

Get yam Ming on

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Bixterret · 06/11/2024 21:21

Love Sasha, there's something about her.

Dillite2 · 06/11/2024 21:21

Did he really not see it coming? You really need to visit the Specsavers mate.

Pieandchips999 · 06/11/2024 21:21

purplespink · 06/11/2024 21:18

@TriangleLight what the fuck is a sex duck

I'm assuming you've never had a dog particularly a daschund? My little dogs special friend he liked to cuddle until one horrendous day we realised he hadn't just been cuddling it and it had to go straight in the bin. He cried for ages

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 06/11/2024 21:22

Maybe Amy shouldn't be shagging a guy she doesn't trust

Bixterret · 06/11/2024 21:22

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 06/11/2024 21:19

That's the MAFS Christmas list then so far- a Blue Peter badge for Nafe, a sex duck for Gaston
Other ideas?

Daddy's Girl pj's for Sasha?

13to18 · 06/11/2024 21:22

Ewwwwww

Pieandchips999 · 06/11/2024 21:22

FagsMagsandBags · 06/11/2024 21:16

I think Gaston thinks that if you look sexy to him then of course, no matter how often you say you don't like it, you love the sexy perv talk and that if he just smiles like a fucking simpleton and does it enough times eventually you'll love it.

I know there's been a lot of sex in their relationship and he's told us all that she's a demon beneath the sheets but enjoying sex and being talked to like a sex object all the time are two very different things.

N.b. She is an arsehole but he needs to keep his stupid mouth closed and no more fucking licking.

I read that as she HAS an arsehole to begin with 🤣

Dillite2 · 06/11/2024 21:22

Pieandchips999 · 06/11/2024 21:21

I'm assuming you've never had a dog particularly a daschund? My little dogs special friend he liked to cuddle until one horrendous day we realised he hadn't just been cuddling it and it had to go straight in the bin. He cried for ages

You monsters!

browneyes77 · 06/11/2024 21:23

Bixterret · 06/11/2024 21:21

Love Sasha, there's something about her.

Is it the Black Country accent that floats your boat? 😂

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peanutmother · 06/11/2024 21:23

What does Gaston see in Amy

What does he like about her ? Other than as a sex object?

Dillite2 · 06/11/2024 21:23

Just what is the point of these questions?

Bixterret · 06/11/2024 21:24

@browneyes77

Is it the Black Country accent that floats your boat? 😂^
^
I think I may be turning ❤️

Grandmasswagbag · 06/11/2024 21:24

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 06/11/2024 21:22

Maybe Amy shouldn't be shagging a guy she doesn't trust

Exactly! He's at the point now where everything he says she'll view as inappropriate because she hates him. Personally I see nothing wrong with a few jokey sexual innuendos between sexual partners and I think most people would be happy for their partner to say they looked sexy. She's clearly been happily shagging away for the last 8 weeks or however long.

hoxtonbabe · 06/11/2024 21:24

I’m a bit behind but from here on Gaston deserves whatever Amy gives him because the moment he started waffling on about how sexy she is and can’t stop looking at her then you know that’s his sole motivation, looks and nothing more, he’s literally thinking with his D and nowt more so good if Amy lays into him for every and anything he does or says

TriangleLight · 06/11/2024 21:24

Cold

Pieandchips999 · 06/11/2024 21:24

Dillite2 · 06/11/2024 21:20

Sex duck

🤣🤣🤣🤣🦆

Dillite2 · 06/11/2024 21:24

What does he class as relationships? Do short flings count?

Amy, get a fucking grip.

Bixterret · 06/11/2024 21:24

Dillite2 · 06/11/2024 21:23

Just what is the point of these questions?

At this stage in their journey !!!!

stonkytonk11 · 06/11/2024 21:24

15 to cover myself 😂

Appalonia · 06/11/2024 21:24

Gosh these white lies are getting bigger by the second!

peanutmother · 06/11/2024 21:25

Bye then

browneyes77 · 06/11/2024 21:25

Bixterret · 06/11/2024 21:24

@browneyes77

Is it the Black Country accent that floats your boat? 😂^
^
I think I may be turning ❤️

Brummies are better. Them yam yams are common 😂

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FagsMagsandBags · 06/11/2024 21:25

Never ask the how many relationships/people have you slept with and never ever answer it.

Dillite2 · 06/11/2024 21:25

stonkytonk11 · 06/11/2024 21:24

15 to cover myself 😂

He probably does need about 15 women to get him covered.

Bluetrews25 · 06/11/2024 21:25

Well how many have you had Amy?
Come on, no-one needs to hear the numbers!
Bet you had more than one!

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