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MAFSUK Thread 14: Mould & Ming Mansion? I’d rather have licks with John the Dog. Run run as fast as you can, you lost Luke now, he’s the sausage dogs man….. (No Spoilers)

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browneyes77 · 04/11/2024 22:14

Get yam Ming on

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Triflefan · 06/11/2024 21:33

The roses are dead

Dillite2 · 06/11/2024 21:34

What exactly has come out Amy? That he is a serial shagger? Why is she acting all mighty tighty?

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 06/11/2024 21:34

Pieandchips999 · 06/11/2024 21:32

Young love

Aww ♥️♥️

FagsMagsandBags · 06/11/2024 21:34

That poor duck literally looks all shagged out. Your dog is a beautiful boy. A sexual deviant and all that but I'd let him lick my chin.

13to18 · 06/11/2024 21:34

Amy's a bellend with no redeeming features.

Puddle deep

TriangleLight · 06/11/2024 21:34

Dillite2 · 06/11/2024 21:34

What exactly has come out Amy? That he is a serial shagger? Why is she acting all mighty tighty?

“It's come out from under the covers” 👀😂

Dillite2 · 06/11/2024 21:35

FagsMagsandBags · 06/11/2024 21:34

That poor duck literally looks all shagged out. Your dog is a beautiful boy. A sexual deviant and all that but I'd let him lick my chin.

That duck has definitely assumed most people's favourite sex position

Tittat50 · 06/11/2024 21:35

Ross not buying it

Pieandchips999 · 06/11/2024 21:35

FagsMagsandBags · 06/11/2024 21:34

That poor duck literally looks all shagged out. Your dog is a beautiful boy. A sexual deviant and all that but I'd let him lick my chin.

He loves a lick. My wife finds it soothing. I think it's absolutely gross. He's constantly disappointed. Luckily he calmed down when he got down as he was going to be banned from doggy day care otherwise 😂

13to18 · 06/11/2024 21:36

More fayke joule at

13to18 · 06/11/2024 21:36

Fayke joulray

Tittat50 · 06/11/2024 21:37

I'm pissed off Ross is a thrower. I wanted him to be a goodun

13to18 · 06/11/2024 21:37

Ross hates it

browneyes77 · 06/11/2024 21:37

FagsMagsandBags · 06/11/2024 21:32

Years ago when a bloke I was shagging asked me how many men I'd shagged and wouldn't take I'm not doing that for an answer I said somewhere between one and a hundred. He wasn't happy. No one is ever happy in those circumstances and it's all a bollocks. It's the past and unless there's a reason you reallu need to talk about an ex partner/shag, then I say leave it.

Right?

Your past is your past, it doesn’t dictate your future. And it’s nobody’s business but your own.

Christ I used to be a barmaid. Some of the stories I could tell!! I’d hate to think I’d be judged on that

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ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 06/11/2024 21:37

"Dream man"? Even with the plate throwing and name-calling?
I think Sasha needs a memory box!

Pieandchips999 · 06/11/2024 21:37

Sacha wanted to leave 5 minutes ago??? Maybe she only knows positive signs. I can teach her bullshit

mrsmalaprop · 06/11/2024 21:38

13to18 · 06/11/2024 21:37

Ross hates it

He definitely does.

Grandmasswagbag · 06/11/2024 21:38

Sacha just said 'takin up the 'eart' and I honestly heard 'takin it up the arse'... wondered what on earth she was on about. She's given Ross a ring to remind him of her dad ?!

Pieandchips999 · 06/11/2024 21:38

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 06/11/2024 21:37

"Dream man"? Even with the plate throwing and name-calling?
I think Sasha needs a memory box!

Maybe a plate caught her and she has concussion

Dillite2 · 06/11/2024 21:38

Grandmasswagbag · 06/11/2024 21:38

Sacha just said 'takin up the 'eart' and I honestly heard 'takin it up the arse'... wondered what on earth she was on about. She's given Ross a ring to remind him of her dad ?!

Of his dad, not her dad.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 06/11/2024 21:39

Pieandchips999 · 06/11/2024 21:38

Maybe a plate caught her and she has concussion

🤣🤣

TriangleLight · 06/11/2024 21:39

@Pieandchips999 Gaston is definitely banned from doggy daycare

Bixterret · 06/11/2024 21:39

Pieandchips999 · 06/11/2024 21:32

Young love

I had to buy loadsa wet wipes and follow my daxie around - then he had the chop and now he's a good boy.

mrsmalaprop · 06/11/2024 21:39

TriangleLight · 06/11/2024 21:39

@Pieandchips999 Gaston is definitely banned from doggy daycare

😂

Grandmasswagbag · 06/11/2024 21:39

Dillite2 · 06/11/2024 21:38

Of his dad, not her dad.

Oh got it...that makes more sense.

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