MAFSUK Thread 14: Mould & Ming Mansion? I’d rather have licks with John the Dog. Run run as fast as you can, you lost Luke now, he’s the sausage dogs man….. (No Spoilers)

[browneyes77]

Get yam Ming on

He tries for a couple of minutes and then loosens up, decides the time is right for 'banter' and out comes the 'oo er missus' again.

It's icky and I don't like it, but it seems to be his default setting, so maybe he just needs to find someone (not sure who!) who thinks it's amusing. Amy is not it.

She's very, very insecure isn't she.

Worries constantly about how she looks/what people think, made her very boring and one dimensional (uptight)

Amy looking a million miles from Classy

Amy is playing the same game as Kieran. Desperate for her 15 minutes of fame and conjuring a perceived fault she can use to play the victim.

He reminds me of an unneutered dog. Maybe that's why him and John are so friendly. My boy used to have what turned out to be a sex duck before he had his op. Maybe he can't get one

It’s giving Bewitch*d but c’est la vie….
What are ya loike?

I think Gaston thinks that if you look sexy to him then of course, no matter how often you say you don't like it, you love the sexy perv talk and that if he just smiles like a fucking simpleton and does it enough times eventually you'll love it.

I know there's been a lot of sex in their relationship and he's told us all that she's a demon beneath the sheets but enjoying sex and being talked to like a sex object all the time are two very different things.

N.b. She is an arsehole but he needs to keep his stupid mouth closed and no more fucking licking.

She's got a major issue with her ears/side of her face for sure.

She needs to look inside, rather than keep going back to her dodgy cosmetologist

Gaston’s sex duck 😂

I still like Kieran, I think he needed to be honest that the PMDD was too much rather than making other excuses though.

I like to think his intentions were genuine

I fight like me Da 😂

@TriangleLight what the fuck is a sex duck

That's the MAFS Christmas list then so far- a Blue Peter badge for Nafe, a sex duck for Gaston
Other ideas?

To be fair, while he's not trying to be the victim it's clear that Gaston is also doing it for the fame/to get more naked butler jobs.

Why is she half naked on ice?

What the fuck is Sacha wearing to go ice skating…..

@Tittat50 I agree

Are you sure you want to know?

Ice skating would be the worst date ever for me

Personality transplant for Amy ?

Sex duck

It was a surprise

God Sacha does annoy me. Get a fucking grip and get on the ice love. You don't need to wait for daddy to hold yer hand for everything.

@Dillite2 I just spat my drink out 😂😂😂😭😭😭

I don't like chin implants. Give me the creeps