MAFSUK Thread 14: Mould & Ming Mansion? I’d rather have licks with John the Dog. Run run as fast as you can, you lost Luke now, he’s the sausage dogs man….. (No Spoilers)

[browneyes77]

Get yam Ming on

I think the plate pieces got embedded in her brain ffs

It would be dodgy daycare if he was involved! Even the duck would not be safe!

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I hope someone is brewing up a new thread title…..😂

Polly. You are the problem. Stop being so bloody needy.

Gaston has a sex duck

The self esteem levels of these women are through the floor

Say what she's telling you to say, Shitlid. PolPot demands it!

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He doesn't fanxy her though

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Polpot, please stop

I hate his sulky sad voice too. I can't find anything attractive in him.

Polly. He doesn't fancy you. He doesn't think you're beautiful. He has tried and tried, but he's not feeling it and he has never said otherwise.

You're bothered that he's not saying things he doesn't mean rather than accepting (and leaving) because he doesn't feel them. At all.

Wake up.

Literally, fuck a duck.
Poor Dachsy, separated from his troo luv.

Think Pol Pot needs a talking sex duck. Maybe a build a bear

Yawn

How to ruin a lovely date
Ask for compliments, that you shouldn't need in order to feel good about yourself

I'm so over all these fsme hungry individuals

Polpot, shitlid, prosecco
Kerosene, match, boom!

He's given me the ick from day one for my own personal reasons. I should be grateful to him for making my ick rational because that makes me feel less like an arsehole.

Adam loves saying he's got 'sumfin to fink abouuut' doesn't he?

Shit date to start.

Picnic outside on floor with coats on !

Coats but no trousers

True!