EastEnders: the SPOILERS thread!

[Southeastdweller]

Welcome to the EastEnders spoilers thread, where we post and talk about any EE spoilers we've read about, including those in early release episodes on iPlayer.

Link below to watch episodes on BBC iPlayer - these are usually dropped at 6am on broadcast days - and you can read brief synopses of upcoming episodes:
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006m86d

Oh yes, Ritchie went on holiday ( why Phil was shocked when he heard this I've no idea ! woman goes away on hols.. well I never did !)
Johnny looked pleased to have a storyline
In real life he would be looking for a place to live that isn't as packed as the Vic is.
It must be minging most days up there
So, L's dad was gay then ! Can't wait for today's one. Has anyone mentioned Bianca yet ?

Martin is damn careless with his random kids and losing them. And then acquires new ones.

First Sonia and the adoption of Chloe/Bex.
Then he effectively adopts Lily when Ryan fucked off (Noting that Stacey didn't know if it was Bradleys or Ryans at first).
Then he thinks Arthur's his baby but he turns out to be Kush's. Who he then effectively adopts when Kush dies.
He manages not lose Hope.
And now he finds out that Ruby has had his son, that he thought she was lying about, adopted

Thats a pretty special track record that rivals the Slater clan.

Martin and children are a lethal combination ! His maintenance bill must be high and he only runs a stall.
Can you imagine what baby Reiss is going to turn out like with him and Sonia as its parents too! He or she is a shoo in to be a teenage serial killer in 16 years time.

Linda asked her mum if drew peacock was an old punter from Canning Town , was Elaine a sex worker back in the day?

No, she was a landlady at a pub there.

Thank you. Linda can bore off now. Drunk Linda is rubbish

Elaine's pub looked nice ( Linda stayed with her once ) it didn't look a London gaff to be honest ( too modern) but I don't really go into pubs much anymore to know what they are like

Surely baby Soniess is to be implausably adopted out when its revealled that Reiss is a murderer who has forced Biana to piss in a bucket for two weeks without daylight (without thought to the lives of the cupboard children of Walford, for whom this is their everyday life).*

Only for Soniess to resurface for the 45th anniversary of the show where rating have plummetted so the script writers decide its time for Albert Square Battle Royale with the offspring of as many Eastender's murderer that they can possibly resurrect versus a now elderly Jeanine. (Jeanine will win).

*I am really not liking the kidnap storyline the scriptwriters are doing my head in with it.

Didn't Janine have a baby with Mick ? What happened there ? Linda was going to have it, but that story was dropped and baby must be in care I suppose ? Or with Janine ?

Shipped off to Germany to live with Ricky and Scarlett.

Oh yes , sent to live in Germany ! What was his name?
Ruby's Roman is two and a half now. How time flies.
Elaine's ' macho' late husband was with the rather bitchy looking Drew for ten years ! Blimey.
Linda was so nasty today :( although you can see why I suppose.
The writers hate her.

Elaine is a rather tragic character really.
She'll find out soon that Cindy still loves George I guess!
She had a turbulent marriage and late husband was gay.
Her daughter seems to hate her / alcoholic/ nasty.
Her son in law Mick is missing
Her grandkids are not all around , Johnny is gay and Ollie has his issues. Annie is in a cupboard.
She lives with loads of others in a tiny flat in a run down pub with one bathroom when she did have a nice modern pub somewhere once.
George's ex wasn't dead after all.
George's brother Kojo has special needs and George's adopted dad was a murderer
Her daughter is a murderer
...yet the
show goes on !

They have completely ruined Linda’s character. It’s as if they don’t know what to do with her without Mick

This felt like a really weird episode, with characters abruptly turning up with revelations. Lots of characters being horrible to each other. It was always obvious Elaine really doesn’t like Linda very much. They really have sent Linda’s character down the pan, it's sad.

I realised I don’t like Martin very much either. He completely lacks any warmth nowadays.

Lauren would surely know she can buy co-codamol without a prescription. The GP should know her history of addiction and realise why she had been getting through them too fast.

Gosh Linda is vile. Her pink outfits get worse by the day.

I read spoilers online and Dee gets caught up in a love triangle with Jack and...Ravi! Again. Arggh, I thought she had finally got rid of that turtle necked fool when she sent off the divorce papers. I wouldn't kick Ravi out of bed though so can't blame her for going back there😅

Maybe Elaine doesn't like Linda much because she was such a daddy's girl, but the late husband was having this affair with Drew and that made her resentful of just everybody ?
(No excuse , but just a theory of mine I've just made up! lol They clearly have a fractious relationship and it's even worse now)
Well, next weeks tv guide is interesting re this wedding.. no mention of the ' bird gate ' cd, which makes me think that might be a Christmas revelation instead..
( especially as Elaine asks Cindy to be a 'honey trap 'with George pre wedding and he ends up kissing her , amongst other things )
Might be an explosive week and still no mention of Bianca either ..

Kim tries to play match maker with Ravi and Dee apparently.
Which is nice, but his better suited to Priya I think

Did Lauren say to Anna she hadn't had a relationship with Peter lately ? It was when they were in the pub.
Baby must be Zac's! She looked a bit thoughtful.

Yes, she said Peter hadn't slept with her since the crush. So she must be 3 months +

But Zack was back in April, surely even Lauren would have noticed before now😆

Was it April ? Gosh , I can't believe it was long ago. I did think she had slept with Zac in July time before the crush. Wrong again 😆

Whitwhit left ages ago and I don't think Lauren went near Zack after that, she was back with Peter? - Obviously that means nothing though!

Did the pregnancy test show a positive?
Guessing it does. Peter must be the daddy then.
Martin seemed to be a bit lacklustre today
Probably the thought of more children to help keep by selling a few bananas

Yes. I think 2 red lines = pregnant.

Yes, it showed two lines.
I agree Martin is a rubbish dad and/or very unlucky!

I felt lectured to today in the scenes with Drew and Elaine.