EastEnders: the SPOILERS thread!

[Southeastdweller]

Welcome to the EastEnders spoilers thread, where we post and talk about any EE spoilers we've read about, including those in early release episodes on iPlayer.

Link below to watch episodes on BBC iPlayer - these are usually dropped at 6am on broadcast days - and you can read brief synopses of upcoming episodes:
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006m86d

Nicola reminds me of Juliette Lewis

Elaine unlikely to own droopy genitalia, though 😆

No, I meant the surname is the same ! 😆
Wonder if his a long lost relative?
George is such a good actor , makes you realize how bad some of the others are sometimes when his on screen.

Yes why did they give him that name, it was an odd coincidence.

So Junior is best man, which sets up his affair with Cindy coming out at the wedding, when Anna wants to play birdsong to the happy couple 😐

Oh god yes, she’s going to play that recording isn’t she. Just after George has hugged Junior and told him I’m so proud of you son, so glad you were my best man today etc.

Oh yes. The recording of Junior's affair and Cindy still in love with George will be played for everyone to hear :(
Of course everyone is invited , even if they don't really know G and E and the girls and only pop in the pub for a drink once or twice ( market people )
Packed out for a wedding

No - I would much rather see an actress with slightly gappy teeth than those awful Turkey Tic Tac Teeth that so many go for .

The fringe though with those sticky out twisty horns ...that can go.

She's fond of that orange coat , will it be the New Bianca Silver Padded Jacket ?

And Reiss............you don;t put a bra in the washing machine like that ! Even my DD said He didn't put it in a bag (the slattern that he is . Once an underwire gets loose it'll wreck your machine )

Drew Peacock might be a long lost brother of Linda (maybe on her Dad's side ?)

I mean, it is not outside the Realms of Possiblity to discover a random sibling .
in EastendersLand

George-brothers
Billy-brother
Nish-son

Why not Linda

Elaine is upset by the ' drag queen' apparently
If it's another ' long lost ' or a son she had to give up or something it'll be another coincidence that will be unbelievable , along with all the other 'long losts!'

Why would a 50 somethig, previously married gran plan a wedding with flower girls, pageboy etc? It's a bit ott and sad imo
And please don't tell me she's going ti be in white with a veil.

Yep ! I saw a pic of Elaine in a white gown etc

As long as she has the surgery to remove those bloody awful clumpy Alvin Stardust boots she wears all the time , then she can wear what she likes

Her boots are awful arnt they!
They look uncomfortable and clunky
She looked quite nice in the photo I saw , but it might have been fake news ! Who knows 🤷‍♀️

If they are having a drag queen, why isn't it Felix?

Of course Johnny cba to ask Felix ( aka Taramasu or however you spell that name )
He missed out there .. but not sure why
( .. so we can meet Drew peacock instead who upsets Elaine !)
People are speculating on Facebook that E was once a man .. I'm not sure that's right , but they have a few theories going on.

Last one in a white gown was nearly strangled in that pub, it's cursed for receptions. They will still have it there though

They don't care who is assaulted or killed in that pub, life goes on😆

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Yep , seems so
They like a knees up before it goes all ' tits up '

Who will Junior rope in to be his Mystery Woman +1?

It has to be someone that we all go "Whoah" at and Cindy to have an almighty attack of jealousy over (though she'll seethe and glare over at him , then go to the Ladies so often to shag him in a cubicle to have a word in his ear ) but the Big Reveal will be the birdsong recording .

Zak and Nicola have history , she will need to be told his HIV status as she will be at risk (unless she was a partner before he contacted it )

Who is left on the shelf for Junior ( who lives on the square ?)
.. Big Mo?
.. I honestly chat think of anyone else who is single at the moment. It'll be a random gym bunny looker who Cindy will hate instantly
Zac's brush with the HIV story will be forgotten if he goes off with Nic. ( but we won't !)

Hmm. Stacey hasn't been there yet.

Which means it's surefire that her and Ruby will be fighting over Junior soon enough.

(You heard it hear first!)

Stacey and Ruby .. fight !..
She hasn't had any affairs since Kheerat I think?
Ruby was with Martin and Jay once. She seems like Zac's sort ,but he'll probably hook up with Nic again.
Junior has a definite type!

Oh I would looooooove it so much if Eee-Layne (as she hates to be called) was previously a fella

I like her so far. Some great one liners "you don't need silence to centre"

Did Nicola and Ruby meet in prison? Would make sense why Nicola wanted the club, maybe it's back in Ruby's hands