Coronation Street Thread. **NO SPOILERS PLEASE.** Currently in early June 2024

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Following on from the last thread, that started in late April 2024.

Joel's the baddie, and Lauren is still missing
Roy's a free man, and Carla and Swain are close to kissing
Will Bethany quit moaning, she does it all the time!
Sarah is still hot, but needs to slow down on the wine

Leanne's missing too, has that cult bloke kidnapped her then?
And where are the quads, does anyone ever see them?
Paul's still alive, hanging on and on in there
Cop Kit's a bit tasty but a bit annoying and hard to bear

Not much with the Platts or the Barlows or The Rovers
Carla's pub money being stolen by Jenny and Daisy has been glossed over
Adam still has his wacky hair that's a bit greasy
Daniel's still boring, yet the cutest girls to him come easy

The school bully storyline has eased off a bit
So Maria can chill - and Sarah can get off with Kit
I hope it's OK for me to start this new thread my friends
I wonder where we'll be at when this thread ends?

I have no clue either. I want kit to be nice.

Wasn't one of Nathan's gang in the police? Did he mean that one? It seems so long ago.

That seems too long ago...although Craig was a special constable for a while? Not a fully functioning police officer?

Yes he was.

Nina gets far too much screentime. She isn’t the best actress and sounds as though she has a permanently blocked nose.
Im still putting my money on Kit getting together with Sarah.
I think Kit will end up being a decent guy. Corrie writers love to bring in dodgy new characters who ‘see the light’ once they have settled int’ Street.

I thought Kit and Daisy perhaps, but then I remembered Ryan. Where’s he these days? I’ve lost track.

Yes I agree re Kit and Sarah. And I think Kit might turn out okay, he is interesting and so far has 'done bad things for good reasons'. I think he'll buy Gemma's house so they aren't homeless. I initially thought Glamorous Granny would buy it but she has been nowhere to be seen so it'll have to be Kit, no one else has any money!

Oh god let’s not get into the two grand in benefits they don’t seem to be claiming. The writers must think we are daft or something. Plus if he buys it will he spend 20 grand to do it up or will it be like Fizz’s house stuck in some 60’s time warp. It’s ridiculous a young couple would be happy in that decor when she’s always fancy with her outfits.

He's not been in it for ages. Has he left? Definitely a little frisson between daisy and kit.

@EachandEveryone Gemma's house is really grim isn't it, Kit would definitely need to get his wallet out for a makeover.

I wasn't sure if it was a frisson with Daisy, I thought she was just noting in sardonic barmaid style what he was up to with Craig. At least we got to see Daisy rather than Glenda for a change. Ryan disappears for months at a time, I don't know if the actor is doing other work.

Yes it's awful

How did Joel break into Sarah's flat. I saw the delivery driver let him in but still

Crow bar

Didnt he go to Glasgow?

He prefers Ibiza.

Ryan came back from Glasgow, things not (surprisingly!) having worked out with Crystal.

Got back together with Daisy for about thirty seconds, then found out about the pub money theft and her generally still being a self obsessed liar... and I can't remember if he decided he still loved her anyway or if he sloped off as a result of that.

And yes, Coronation St does like a blackmail storyline, they throw them in like they’re an everyday occurrence.

Yes. And Carla is so hard she’d not have gone along with Betsy’s blackmail. She’d have just shrugged her shoulders, don’t know what you’re talking about, who got hurt? Oh hope he’s ok. And move on. Nothing the little shit could have done.

I wish Carla,would tell Betsy to do one

Why is there a big bucket of tulips on display in the flower shop?
It is July!!

So Dee Dee and Joel agreed their wedding day end of September. So presumably he'll be unmasked on the day.

How quick did Joel get to Warrington!!

But this is so nerve wracking. Tell DeeDee!!

She should just run her over!

Warringtons a big place to have found Lauren so quickly !!

Why isn’t she pressing the call bell or screaming to high heaven that it’s Joel?? The baby’s DNA would prove it.

Warranton has a nice private hospital room too. NHS is fabulous.