Coronation Street Thread. **NO SPOILERS PLEASE.** Currently in early June 2024

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Following on from the last thread, that started in late April 2024.

Joel's the baddie, and Lauren is still missing
Roy's a free man, and Carla and Swain are close to kissing
Will Bethany quit moaning, she does it all the time!
Sarah is still hot, but needs to slow down on the wine

Leanne's missing too, has that cult bloke kidnapped her then?
And where are the quads, does anyone ever see them?
Paul's still alive, hanging on and on in there
Cop Kit's a bit tasty but a bit annoying and hard to bear

Not much with the Platts or the Barlows or The Rovers
Carla's pub money being stolen by Jenny and Daisy has been glossed over
Adam still has his wacky hair that's a bit greasy
Daniel's still boring, yet the cutest girls to him come easy

The school bully storyline has eased off a bit
So Maria can chill - and Sarah can get off with Kit
I hope it's OK for me to start this new thread my friends
I wonder where we'll be at when this thread ends?

Cassie is awful they should get rid of her. Is Tracy gone for good or is it temporary?

You have to be a good actor to be as horrible as Cassie.

She gives me the heebie jeebies.

Poor Maureen Lipman though she will be so gutted if she is proved right again

Is Steve's beard new? I like it. Suits him.

Or French ! 😂😂😂...

( That was for us stalwart oldies !!😂😂)

Je m’appelle Raquel…

Ha! I also remember that great scene when she proudly asked Ken a question in French. Voulez vous couchez avec moi ce soir Ken. His face was priceless 👀😄

Anyone else think Gemma’s landlord is going to try and evict them?

Well all I can think of is why aren’t they on the housing list? It annoys me that there’s never any talk of UC so much

They'll probably all move into kens, he seems to have endless room.

Well exactly - a family on low income with 5 children in a tiny house? surely they’d be on the council waiting list?
I’m never sure if those houses have 3 bedrooms or not? they look the typical 2 up 2 down.
Where does everyone sleep?

I wish. No idea why Corrie stick with the odious Gemma and quads. It's ridiculous, the family would be priority for council housing. I'd like the whole family to go except for Bernie and Joseph.

They are 2 up 2 downs, the 'third bedroom' in the old days was the front parlour, from what I remember that is where Blanche slept at Ken & Deirdre's. But Chesney's house doesn't seem to have a parlour, the front door opens into the entire (tiny) ground floor. So two bedrooms upstairs, and they couldn't all fit in there, that's always been completely ridiculous!

There is one house that had a loft room done - Tyrone's I think?

Christ he did a loft but never bothered to decorate or get a new kitchen? As if a young creative couple on two wages would live with that awful decor

Google tells me Ty's loft was done in 2014, I'm not sure if it was ever finished and habitable. But you're right the house looks such a slum. They've got a front parlour so I suppose nana could sleep in there.

Chesney's filled out recently hasn't he?

Anyway, so that's Ken, Chesney and Billy Prayerhands all needing different accommodation. Something of a shake-up about to happen?

They should all go to the archdeacon house. Or Georges house. Or Audrey's. Or in with Linda.
Far away.

Awww no, please don’t comment on Sam’s weight. It’s unfair and unnecessary. It’s the same with Sue Clever above.

Yes i think so too. Maybe they've realised the story has run it's course and this is their exit opportunity.

Hoping we are not heading for a mishap with the new electric shower.

If the community centre still exists it should have a citizens advice person and a money advice person in it.

I think it does still exist because Glenda does her little big shotz dance thing in there

Just what I was thinking, so unnecessary.

Look at this for clickbait bullshit metro.co.uk/2024/06/19/coronation-street-fave-sacked-behaviour-around-late-soap-legend-21063463/