Coronation Street Thread. **NO SPOILERS PLEASE.** Currently in early June 2024

[SabreIsMyFave]

Following on from the last thread, that started in late April 2024.

Joel's the baddie, and Lauren is still missing
Roy's a free man, and Carla and Swain are close to kissing
Will Bethany quit moaning, she does it all the time!
Sarah is still hot, but needs to slow down on the wine

Leanne's missing too, has that cult bloke kidnapped her then?
And where are the quads, does anyone ever see them?
Paul's still alive, hanging on and on in there
Cop Kit's a bit tasty but a bit annoying and hard to bear

Not much with the Platts or the Barlows or The Rovers
Carla's pub money being stolen by Jenny and Daisy has been glossed over
Adam still has his wacky hair that's a bit greasy
Daniel's still boring, yet the cutest girls to him come easy

The school bully storyline has eased off a bit
So Maria can chill - and Sarah can get off with Kit
I hope it's OK for me to start this new thread my friends
I wonder where we'll be at when this thread ends?

So did I.

Toyah and Nick came out of the bedroom area, smoothing their clothes and looking shifty. Blink and you'd have missed it.

I think I did blink and miss it because I don’t remember that at all, only the Institute guy taking photos of them kissing

If you have to pop to the bathroom for a quick wee it's best to pause the TV. Surprising what you can miss in a couple of minutes. 😀

Ken fracturing his penis is not something I want to see

I've done some research and it didn't happen in tonight's episode, it was on Tuesday, about half way through, after they kissed.

I can't believe I've just put myself through all that again.

If the viewing public didn't know it happened I don't know how it can't be kept quiet. Just say nothing Nick and Toyah. We are bored and don't care about level 5.

@eggandonion It definitely happened, Nick's shirt wasn't tucked in!!!

But unless Maria is monitoring Nicks apartment nobody will know. It's only another secret. I have hoped for years that Toyah would get pregnant...I did hope for a Spider baby.

Nick and Toyah having a baby would be an explosive storyline!

And as an aside, am I wrong to find Rowan attractive?
Yes you are. He's like Nicky Clarke.

He is indeed like Nicky Clarke!

What on earth is level 5?
I was hoping for a big badge with 5 on the front. It is so 1970s sci fi, complete with evil, grinning controller. Hilarious!

Holding their meetings in the Bistro. Yawn yawn yawn. It's all gone too far with the Institute storyline. I imagine the actors are feeling somewhat embarrassed to be doing these scenes and dread opening their next scripts.

Let's have a shot every time someone says the Institute

😳🤣

They'd better not get down to earth sensible Amy involved with this lot. She was showing signs of being impressed last night.

How come Steve gets so much say in what happens with Ken? Even Amy's not a blood relative.

Do we reckon Cassie's going to rinse Ken of his 'savings'?

I didn’t go to the bathroom though and still missed it lol

I thought Amy was Ken’s granddaughter?

But Tracey isn't Ken's biological DD.

Unless I'm getting confused, which is perfectly possible!

I think Tracey's father must be Ray Langton? But that doesn't make Ken any less Amy's grandad, even if not his biological granddaughter.

She is, but not biologically.

Ken adopted Tracyluv - her dad was Deirdre's first husband, Ray Langton. So Tracyluv is his daughter, and therefore Amy is his granddaughter

Ken must have a complicated will with children we never see and grandchildren and so on. Cassie will borrow kens card and nip to Devs. Then where will we be.

@TellingBone - "Do we reckon Cassie's going to rinse Ken of his 'savings'?"

Absolutely. Her ears definitely pricked up when she overheard the Barlows talking in the Rovers and Amy mentioning Deirdre's legacy. She's after their money, for sure.

(Most villains end up as reformed characters - maybe not Cassie though!)

Ken might guide her wisely. She will be studying gcse English soon.