Coronation Street Thread. **NO SPOILERS PLEASE.** Currently in early June 2024

[SabreIsMyFave]

Following on from the last thread, that started in late April 2024.

Joel's the baddie, and Lauren is still missing
Roy's a free man, and Carla and Swain are close to kissing
Will Bethany quit moaning, she does it all the time!
Sarah is still hot, but needs to slow down on the wine

Leanne's missing too, has that cult bloke kidnapped her then?
And where are the quads, does anyone ever see them?
Paul's still alive, hanging on and on in there
Cop Kit's a bit tasty but a bit annoying and hard to bear

Not much with the Platts or the Barlows or The Rovers
Carla's pub money being stolen by Jenny and Daisy has been glossed over
Adam still has his wacky hair that's a bit greasy
Daniel's still boring, yet the cutest girls to him come easy

The school bully storyline has eased off a bit
So Maria can chill - and Sarah can get off with Kit
I hope it's OK for me to start this new thread my friends
I wonder where we'll be at when this thread ends?

Hollyoaks !
I think that was the one I missed !

I must have missed Billy's big bollocks. Either that or my brain has blocked it for me.

Lucky you 🤮

Billys big bollocks? I am afraid to watch it now.

Yes, you should be afraid. I did a double take when Billy walked into the room wearing his sweat pants.

Somethings you just can't un see, and Billy's bollocks was one of them.

I've had a good look, unpleasant but not sure about the 'big'.

Anyone fancy treating us with a screenshot for posterity? 🤣🍆

They were more like leggings than loose jogging pants. Why on earth did the wardrobe department tell him "that's your outfit for today's filming"

Awful

He did have a handy towel though.

Fuck it i will watch it. Big or small they be the only ones I will be seeing for the forseeable 😂

I didn't get a screen shot but you get the idea...

Thanks for that 😒
I have no idea what that man's face looks like 😀

Is Willow AI?

That's what I thought

OMG I came on here to see why Toyah thought Leanne was in a crash and ended up laughing my head off at Billy Big Bollox chat 🤣

Summers boyfriend is as drippy as her !

In Scotland babies funerals are free I'm sure.

Summer's got herself another enormously tall boyfriend. She barely reaches his armpits.

Summers boyfriend looks like he’s in his 40’s.

Can Ken do a temporary house swap with Billy & Paul?
Ken gets the stairlift and Paul gets ground floor

I thought all funeral directors usually do baby funerals free of charge.

Did anyone else have trouble with the episode as I felt like mine jumped to a different scene a few times without the usually seemlessness?

Yeah I looked it up.

Me! I was very confused.

Summer looked very different tonight.