Coronation Street Thread. **NO SPOILERS PLEASE.** Currently in early June 2024

[SabreIsMyFave]

Following on from the last thread, that started in late April 2024.

Joel's the baddie, and Lauren is still missing
Roy's a free man, and Carla and Swain are close to kissing
Will Bethany quit moaning, she does it all the time!
Sarah is still hot, but needs to slow down on the wine

Leanne's missing too, has that cult bloke kidnapped her then?
And where are the quads, does anyone ever see them?
Paul's still alive, hanging on and on in there
Cop Kit's a bit tasty but a bit annoying and hard to bear

Not much with the Platts or the Barlows or The Rovers
Carla's pub money being stolen by Jenny and Daisy has been glossed over
Adam still has his wacky hair that's a bit greasy
Daniel's still boring, yet the cutest girls to him come easy

The school bully storyline has eased off a bit
So Maria can chill - and Sarah can get off with Kit
I hope it's OK for me to start this new thread my friends
I wonder where we'll be at when this thread ends?

Probably the fringe

I'm afraid I burst out laughing
Can't they give her a normal size BF?
TallBF2

I was hoping it was a new Summer, this one is bloody awful.

I like Glenda and Michael together.

I too was wondering if Ken is leaving.

Glenda with Michael. They're growing on me just a bit. Summer's new bf though, why's he here? Could he possibly be normal with no murky past or convictions for murder or, or, you get my drift? Summer's hair is very blonde now and I think she's had some tweaking done on her face.

I could do with some on mine. 🫤

How old is Summer now? 20?
And Felix might be 30?
How old is Michael?
Glenda?
I think the bigger age gap might be between Michael and Glenda.

An excellent idea! I had been thinking that Billy could at least have investigated a rental with ground floor access or lift not too far away, but this covers all the bases.

I was wondering about Michael and Glenda.

George apparentoy born c1970 and they mentioned that when he was 14, Glenda was 4 so she must have been born 1980.

Michael was born c1990. So a 10 year difference.

Summer looks about 5’4 and Felix about 6’4 so about a foot difference 😁

I had been thinking that Billy could at least have investigated a rental with ground floor access or lift not too far away, but this covers all the bases

Hasn't he got a vicarage/deanery that comes with the job?

On a similar note I thought Audrey might invite Ken to stay. [presuming she has a downstairs toilet]

Ooh, there's romance potential there too 😃

I thought summer looked different too, I had to look twice to decide whether it was her. Her eyes looked strange- like coloured contacts or something. But I’m sure they wouldn’t do that!

Todd to Felix. “Aren’t you a bit old for Uni.”

Ageism is not cool Corrie

I think that was Todd's way of saying ..
" Aren't you a bit old to be with Summer " ?
?

I hadn’t watched any of this week’s episode but when I read about Summer and Tallboy2 I had to watch last night’s. 😃

So Toyah and Nick have already shagged, that happened sooner than I expected. Why is their flat so dark, it looks so miserable (right vibe I suppose). I guess this is where the Institute part Leanne from the rest of her cash. Willow is definitely AI.

I can’t get interested in Ken’s pelvis. Hilarious japes with a commode?🙃

Summer looks much better with the fringe and straight hair rather than that awful ringleted look she used to have. Tallboy2 is such a twat, Summer really knows how to pick em. I wish they would give Todd more to do.

The actor who plays Paul has been great, at least Corrie are getting one thing right. I hope he gets a lot of work in future.

I don't think that have shagged. We saw one kiss. There wasn't enough said to elude to that imo.

I thought Toyah and Nick had an almost kiss ...then a proper kiss.

I don't think they did it ?

Toyah and Nick have only kissed, they haven’t ended up in bed together

😂😂 ha ha 😂😂😂!

Ds (19) saw what I just typed!!
(I am very slow !)
He is in fits !

Omg ...how old are you all ...you are acting like the teenage gossip rag !!!

He has absolutely cracked me up !

Oh right - I didn't see the previous episode, so just assumed from their looks and comments. They'll definitely be shagging by Monday!

I hope they don't. Between them, they've been with most of the men/ladies in the street or their partner! There is far less than the 6-degrees-of-separation with bed partners 😜

I wondered why Billy and Paul didn't swap houses with Todd, Eileen and George.

Just thought also:

Leanne & Toyah both slept with Peter
Leanne & Toyah both sleep with Imran
Leanne & Toyah both sleep with Steve
Now maybe Nick
Sharing sisters!

It seems to be a tradition for Leanne and Toyah to share their men - Peter, Imran, only a matter of time till it included Nick 😄

Eileen's house is a two-up-two-down so not really suitable for Paul although better than the flat (having lived in a terraced house you would not get a wheelchair through the front door though!) You would think Billy would have thought of all this months ago!

When did Toyah sleep with Steve?

We were writing at the same time @JellyBeanFactory
I know Leanne slept with Steve, but didn't remember that Toyah did?

I thought they had a "thing" when they were teenagers, but maybe they were more innocent in those days!