MAFS AUS Thread 6: Christmas Glazed Ham and all the purple nipply trimmings are giving us the ick, as is Dick. We’re just here for The Bullshit Investigators and mission impossible gamboles….. (NO SPOILERS)

[browneyes77]

Gambole = Brummie word for Forward Roll.

Just in case anyone was wondering…..🤣

Also, if First Dates can manage to match people with some compatibility from the same town, city or county surely MafsAus can do that.
It's really sad that people are separated from the support of their friends, work and families . I wonder if all the participants have to agree that they would be willing to move, except hopefully not those who have children already.

Like the guy in the UK version who insisted they met on a park bench in Leytonstone as he didn't want anyone to see where he lived. Brilliant 😄

Kwame and his park bench

@browneyes77 , the word rehash seemed to be having a moment in last night's episode.
Can we have it in the next title, please?
Thanking you.

Other possibilities, basic bitches, black roses, dog poos and diamonds....

I'm sure Lauren will come up with some great new phrases before this thread is through!

Jades mum and sister are being unfair. No one knows if a relationship will work in the first few months or even years but they need to allow jade the space to try. She is a mum and adult now.

I'm an episode behind you all, but just wanted to say that I think Jack and Tori "being intimate but not having sex" is because he's ok with some fumbling/HJ/BJ stuff, because that can all be done under the covers and also doesn't involve her getting naked.

I was thinking about the guy and the park bench yesterday too!

I learnt that the Gold Coast is a city and not an area of coastline! (And it did look very Blackpool'y).

I hate the fact that Jac(kn)ob has now dictated that Tori is worthy of a shag. I very much doubt it was worth waiting for...

Dinner party tonight - who's going down?

I couldn't see the trailer for tonight properly because of the technology fail - is Lauren back?

I assume so since she did honestly. Sadly I have to concede control of the TV to DP in the interests of harmony, so will catch up tomorrow.

So delighted that Jack finally got his micropenis out for Tori, I'm really hoping she now sees (and tells the world) why he's not worth the effort.

Bring it on!

Completely irrelevant but I really liked the denim jacket that Sara was wearing when they met up with Ben and the other friend (who didn't seem to have any opinion 🤔). Does anyone know where it's from or have seen anything similar?

I have to say Ben of the terrible haircut's perception and loyalty to tremulous Tim has grown on me, now that were seeing what we see with Sara.

Big news about Little Jack.

Tori has had sex with Jack, so now she’s smitten and will double down on his behaviour and their relationship.

Urgh, Jack isn’t even physically attractive. His hair alone is its own red flag 🚩

Baffled as to why any woman would like him to be honest.

The man's always the star of the show, let's be honest....
What a tedious Narc.

Eewww! 🤢

Lauren dislikes Jack
Jack dislikes Lauren
Do they really secretly fancy each other? The two alphas?

Tori's not looking like she had an amazing night is she?

Oof. Him talking about sex is super awkward!

I'm more fed up with Eden than I am with Jayden. She's pathetic, spoilt and wants it all her way. Duck mouth.

Jack looks like he really had to bring himself to have sex with Tori. He looked repulsed. They don't look more bonded one bit. I think it dawns on Jack what's going to happen once he finally drops Tori. He thought it's a game but realises Tori is serious.

I would really hope that Eden can get some help for her social anxiety.