MAFS AUS Thread 6: Christmas Glazed Ham and all the purple nipply trimmings are giving us the ick, as is Dick. We’re just here for The Bullshit Investigators and mission impossible gamboles….. (NO SPOILERS)

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Gambole = Brummie word for Forward Roll.

Just in case anyone was wondering…..🤣

Well, anxiety is bad but Eden can't expect everyone else to pander to her because of it. Maybe they shouldn't go to the dinner and it would be ok. Or Jayden can go on his own because Eden isn't well, which is true. If she was physically unwell nobody would care.

Eden seems very genuine about her anxiety, I feel sorry for her tonight when I initially thought she was disingenuous about it. Poor lass

Lucinda has puffy eyes again. She's clearly been crying a lot. My poor Lu.

Wind emoji?
Wind = blow
BJ?

The wind emoji?!

Wind emoji, tuna farts.

I love Lauren but I wish she’d realise that Tori is a lost cause.

The more you tell her Jack is a dick, the more she’ll pull away from you and go further towards him.

Oh flip it means ghost!! Ridge was pretty mature about shutting the convo down

Me too. And I don't think it's unreasonable to be anxious about going into the conflict zone that is the weekly dinner party, especially when your confrontational, self-righteous "husband" is making it clear he has some issues with you that he's planning to air with the group.

Thank you. I was just feeling, Tori is a gone girl, deeply entrenched in the fantasy fake marriage. Neither Jack nor Tori look genuinely happy. Looks like Stockholm syndrome.

Jack's made sure he's isolated her from the rest of the group. Classic abusive behaviour.

Lu is total class. Top woman. ❤️

'noone wants to see jack and I happy'. Tori, you both don't look happy. You look miserable together.

It was good. 😂

Neither Tori or Jack seem very happy

It was clearly shit sex.

Her anxiety seems genuine to me.

I'm actually furious the ixperts paired Lu with Tim. The woman is amazing and deserves an emotionally healthy man.

Lu is so kind but she should forget about Tim.

Do the ixperts ever open their notebooks and write in them?

The elastic hasn’t moved from around them and the pens haven’t moved either. They’re just kind of sitting there. Just like the glasses of untouched water.

Id lvoe to style Eden

She's so stunning but such trashy clothes

And the lip liner can go

Good of Tim to take SOME responsibility

🤔

I love Lucinda. Imagine having her as your support as a friend. She’s such a wonderful woman.

Yeah not like any of it was ALL of his shitshow 🙄