MAFS AUS Thread 6: Christmas Glazed Ham and all the purple nipply trimmings are giving us the ick, as is Dick. We’re just here for The Bullshit Investigators and mission impossible gamboles….. (NO SPOILERS)

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Gambole = Brummie word for Forward Roll.

Just in case anyone was wondering…..🤣

His closest clients. 😂

Jack's weird bright red top lip with that little skinny line of moustache reminds me of a fanny with a landing strip wax.

The 'no friends, just clients' thing is so weird.

Jacks ‘client’ Liz clearly fancies Jack….

Jack needs to pack away his cleavage. 😒

Liz is downright rude

She’s extremely rude.

Jack clearly wants to be the centre of attention all the time. Women will adore him (if they leave brains at the door, obvs), but no male friends as other men = competition

Clients like that who needs frenemies

Oh man I wasn’t thinking about getting chips but I could actually do with some 😩

Not sure if you watched Love is Blind but Jimmy (paired with emotional but rightly so Chelsea) reminds me a bit of this - I wouldn't be surprised if Jack had doinked her at some point and now pretends they can be just friends...

Reminds me of Dan from the last series - ended up with one of his women friends.

You would have thought he’d be surrounded by bros, being such an alpha.

How come A woman having male friends means she's sleeping with them but the same doesn't apply to a man with female friends (or clients...)

How much tuna? Is Jack a cat? Mine get through a lot but I do have 5. Wasn’t there a thing a few years ago about not having tubs more than three times a week due to the heavy metals in the sea making your brain go funny? Or did I dream that??

He'll have done all of them. Part of the induction process. Surely?

Ugh. I forgot about Jimmy and getting pissed at Chelsea for not feeling comfortable about shagging his “best friend” 🙄

Jack seem to enjoy watching his client/friend tear Tori to shreds.

Maybe that's why he's not touched Tori yet.

She needs to slip him AU$60 first.

🤮

I’d rather stay fat thanks 👍

Jacks whole attitude about letting Tori have a grilling because he’s had a few, is just ludicrous.

The fact he’s letting these people speak to her so rudely, conveniently overlooking that’s she’s consistently stuck up for him when he’s behaved like a dick and got called out on it time and time again.

But I don’t feel sorry for Tori. She continues to stay with this man for one reason or another (marketing pact?, desperation etc), so she only has herself to blame.

This client of Jack's- Liz- is an absolute bitch.

The women are territorial
They own Jack, literally, as they pay for him to be with them. They are not going to like someone getting him for free, are they?

Why are they tearing apart her vows?

Liz is an awful human being

I hope Liz is ashamed when she watches this

I’m not even watching it but your posts are already pissing me off about Jack. Twerp!