MAFS AUS Thread 6: Christmas Glazed Ham and all the purple nipply trimmings are giving us the ick, as is Dick. We’re just here for The Bullshit Investigators and mission impossible gamboles….. (NO SPOILERS)

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Gambole = Brummie word for Forward Roll.

Just in case anyone was wondering…..🤣

Can we get a load of socks and a load of plates and send them to our Aussie sisters?

Tim and Sarah don't have a tiny hope of working as a couple

Neither does Jack and Tori

Or lauren and Johno

Here we go again. Sara downplaying what happened. She went out with a few friends and her ex was there. No Sara. This isn't it. And then instructing Tim to not rehash. Love Tim's friend Ben.

Sara's apartment doesn't look lived in. Just like Edens. I think they rented an Airbnb.

Sara: “I cheated on you. Can’t you just forget about it and move on? We already talked about it.”

🤣 the socks i understand but what’s going on with plates? 😅

All meals seem to be served on boards.

Well Jack's 'friends' are as charming as he is ...
Watching him carry on eating while his wife was being ripped to shreds sums him up.

They really ought to call it a day

Yes, Sara, you have absolutely shown Tim how much he can (not) trust you
Oh and more tears - did any actually get squeezed out, she calmed down really fast

You can't have it all; wits, intelligence, humour and common sense.

'Jack's got a six pack' - cos that's clearly the number one priority in a man 🙄

icelollycraving

"I do actually like Ridge though. I’m old enough to be his mum so they would be an odd choice."

This 100 percent!

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Had this happen with an ex of mine too, it's a well used trope for men who want their bit on the side available at all times. Keeps their current partner on their toes and ensures they get to play both off as "crazy". Wise to it now.

That dress is not flattering for Tori, especially from behind.

Sorry I posted the wrong link below. This is one on Tim no spoilers.

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This is the thing that pisses Tori off the most about him?????

Is Tori so stupid

Oh for gods sake Tori

Open your eyes

No you don't need to see him every weekend Tori, as he needs time to service all his wimmin

He's not serious Tori

Eveyone is telling you

Everyone. Even that "friend "Liz

Who knew a penny could drop so incredibly slowly....

10 out of 10 for Jack comparing Tori to Liz when she dares to ask if he’d be prepared to put any effort into a long distance relationship.

He is wringing every last drop out of being mean to keep ‘em keen, and Tori is still only starting to have some doubts about him. 🙄

He’s going to mention babies again….

Oh for fucks sake!